As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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7095. | Alf (the_destroyer_of_worlds) | 88.46 | 99% | 2021-04-02 |
7096. | Deciman (dw657) | 88.46 | 93% | 2016-08-23 |
7097. | wake up!! (psychic7195) | 88.46 | 96% | 2021-10-08 |
7098. | Brecht (loxs_be) | 88.45 | 96% | 2021-06-20 |
7099. | Dan (bocadillas) | 88.45 | 97% | 2020-05-26 |
7100. | Big Ole Deezer (bigoledeezer) | 88.45 | 98% | 2021-12-26 |
7101. | Gina (nannelcam) | 88.45 | 97% | 2021-08-28 |
7102. | Nathan (nathanpg) | 88.45 | 97% | 2018-09-15 |
7103. | the (thetrickster10) | 88.44 | 97% | 2021-03-08 |
7104. | Vanja (njavayellowsteroidcar) | 88.44 | 97% | 2023-05-14 |
7105. | (razor11223344) | 88.44 | 97% | 2021-08-04 |
7106. | Sabari (sabari314) | 88.44 | 98% | 2024-03-18 |
7107. | Ita (ita17) | 88.44 | 98% | 2022-03-23 |
7108. | arafolie (qorgus) | 88.44 | 98% | 2017-12-25 |
7109. | Arpeggio (itsarpeggio) | 88.43 | 97% | 2022-12-30 |
7110. | Jodie (swaggyjodie) | 88.42 | 97% | 2018-07-13 |
7111. | Saetwo (saetwo) | 88.41 | 97% | 2022-09-22 |
7112. | Joseph (josephjayette) | 88.41 | 98% | 2021-03-24 |
7113. | Nick (symbuh) | 88.41 | 97% | 2021-05-23 |
7114. | bjonk (sojho) | 88.41 | 97.8% | 2021-02-07 |
7115. | Kristen (kristengreen) | 88.41 | 98% | 2019-07-30 |
7116. | Peter (avezan) | 88.40 | 96% | 2021-04-11 |
7117. | Guest (net12k44) | 88.39 | 99% | 2022-10-02 |
7118. | potato (potatopwns) | 88.39 | 97% | 2019-02-26 |
7119. | Davit (sonofar) | 88.38 | 99% | 2022-03-01 |
7120. | garagdon (garagdon) | 88.38 | 97% | 2020-11-25 |
7121. | fruitsauce (ghostspirit) | 88.38 | 99% | 2021-01-07 |
7122. | Tihana (tihanachu) | 88.38 | 98% | 2019-06-23 |
7123. | Chips (mrchips) | 88.38 | 93% | 2016-06-08 |
7124. | Orlac (orlac) | 88.37 | 97% | 2018-12-18 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 43,383 | 80.96 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 111 | 85.29 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 26 | 95.47 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |