As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
---|---|---|---|---|
11656. | Erik (erikletendre) | 76.55 | 92% | 2016-10-24 |
11657. | Shahriar (sheri_mori) | 76.55 | 96% | 2017-01-16 |
11658. | Matrix (ss005) | 76.55 | 97% | 2020-10-21 |
11659. | lap (roeloflucka2) | 76.54 | 98% | 2021-10-05 |
11660. | slowAf (slow_af_dvorak) | 76.54 | 96% | 2022-11-07 |
11661. | addi (addi888) | 76.54 | 95% | 2023-01-27 |
11662. | Kunal (boomlion) | 76.54 | 96% | 2023-08-23 |
11663. | Andrew (spearsa17) | 76.54 | 92% | 2015-08-18 |
11664. | Mr Notch (son_goku12) | 76.53 | 95% | 2020-05-21 |
11665. | emae (emae08) | 76.53 | 94% | 2016-08-12 |
11666. | Nanar (nanarboursal) | 76.52 | 98% | 2023-04-18 |
11667. | Poy (poyfromraze_2) | 76.52 | 95% | 2016-03-11 |
11668. | Viet (viettp) | 76.51 | 97% | 2023-03-28 |
11669. | rota (rota22) | 76.51 | 99% | 2021-08-30 |
11670. | Imme (immevdb) | 76.51 | 99% | 2018-12-21 |
11671. | J (fortunapls) | 76.51 | 99% | 2018-10-10 |
11672. | KraZy (krazy_007) | 76.50 | 97% | 2016-04-24 |
11673. | Alexander (anfauglit) | 76.49 | 98% | 2020-12-15 |
11674. | garry (ganesh1998) | 76.49 | 97% | 2021-09-24 |
11675. | KillerElite (killerelite) | 76.48 | 94% | 2022-03-22 |
11676. | jason (thatsniceman) | 76.48 | 96% | 2021-08-03 |
11677. | Tocke (tockenjocke) | 76.48 | 95% | 2021-01-08 |
11678. | Rask (frederik0147) | 76.47 | 98% | 2022-03-24 |
11679. | Tom (mlgplayer) | 76.47 | 96.5% | 2021-02-11 |
11680. | HalfGinger (halfginger) | 76.46 | 97.8% | 2023-10-26 |
11681. | Scarecrow (ahb_arif) | 76.46 | 97% | 2018-12-27 |
11682. | Karll (karll_k) | 76.46 | 98% | 2021-05-15 |
11683. | Luke (7uke) | 76.46 | 99% | 2016-09-09 |
11684. | Drew (bravemuffincake) | 76.45 | 96% | 2023-05-19 |
11685. | Pain (pain_i5) | 76.45 | 97% | 2022-06-16 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 43,383 | 80.96 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 111 | 85.29 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 26 | 95.47 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |