Horse hockey! I've seen these dodges for 40 years, all the tricks. Knew a private, pretended he was a mare. Carried a colt in his arm for weeks. Another fellow said he was a daisy. Insisted we water him every morning. No, no, Corporal. It ain't gonna go with me. Now you get out of that froufrou and into a uniform. And you stay in uniform. Dismissed!
—from M*A*S*H, a other by Larry Gelbart
Active since August 27, 2017.
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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1401. | Big Tuna (dominicgangx) | 87.07 | 97% | 2020-04-17 |
1402. | gian (diggee) | 87.05 | 98% | 2020-08-06 |
1403. | Ilia (isilisi) | 87.04 | 97% | 2018-03-27 |
1404. | Landon (floont) | 87.02 | 96% | 2021-07-29 |
1405. | Ian (deanoid) | 87.01 | 96% | 2020-04-11 |
1406. | Rowe (cubechild1) | 86.99 | 97% | 2019-04-01 |
1407. | Dan (radio_falcon) | 86.99 | 97% | 2020-08-06 |
1408. | Aleksa (huaweialeksa) | 86.96 | 96% | 2019-01-13 |
1409. | Tracy (fbaskivbhaql2) | 86.93 | 97% | 2019-09-03 |
1410. | Kevin (kevinmeseeyou) | 86.93 | 98% | 2021-08-02 |
1411. | Nico (clarencenico) | 86.91 | 96% | 2018-05-20 |
1412. | tstats[smusson] (smusson) | 86.91 | 98% | 2020-10-26 |
1413. | Bidou (bidou) | 86.90 | 98% | 2020-10-30 |
1414. | Moronic Typer (yong955143) | 86.90 | 98% | 2020-09-25 |
1415. | Mathew (dna44) | 86.89 | 97% | 2020-03-16 |
1416. | Jacob (jpoopy) | 86.87 | 97% | 2018-11-30 |
1417. | Korey (korizmo) | 86.85 | 97% | 2019-04-26 |
1418. | Pranav (chesseswar) | 86.84 | 95% | 2018-03-02 |
1419. | Dmytro (davidmoody) | 86.81 | 97% | 2020-08-30 |
1420. | taco (tacocat0) | 86.76 | 99% | 2018-09-18 |
1421. | 🥇 Evan C. (evancnavarro) | 86.75 | 95% | 2017-09-21 |
1422. | @RaedKhasawneh (raedkhasawneh) | 86.72 | 95% | 2019-02-15 |
1423. | Melissa (nekroid) | 86.68 | 97% | 2019-10-04 |
1424. | Jacob (jacob_milliron) | 86.68 | 95% | 2019-01-08 |
1425. | DeeFly (deefly) | 86.65 | 97% | 2019-12-04 |
1426. | 푸푸피피 (f6zqygeti2yql... | 86.63 | 98% | 2020-11-07 |
1427. | Dennis (dluo21) | 86.63 | 99% | 2020-10-16 |
1428. | Mube (mubeblue) | 86.63 | 96% | 2019-11-11 |
1429. | Aspiring (aspiringcake) | 86.62 | 97% | 2020-04-29 |
1430. | detail (shr42) | 86.58 | 98% | 2020-06-04 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
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Default (English) | 7,905 | 76.87 | August 27, 2017 |
Instant Death Mode | 4 | 109.06 | September 24, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 1 | 87.16 | September 21, 2022 |
All TypeRacer Texts | 1 | 45.58 | March 1, 2022 |