So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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25155. | Flash! (speed_freak) | 58.81 | 93% | 2012-04-22 |
25156. | King (kingblapa) | 58.81 | 94% | 2011-10-26 |
25157. | Syed Sheraz (syedsherazarshad) | 58.80 | 96% | 2023-04-19 |
25158. | rohan (rohanktksu) | 58.80 | 97% | 2021-09-25 |
25159. | dayy (lordie) | 58.80 | 97% | 2022-03-22 |
25160. | Elias (9elias) | 58.80 | 95% | 2018-08-17 |
25161. | Andrew (happie) | 58.80 | 98.5% | 2021-03-03 |
25162. | @iKunCerulean (ivankun) | 58.80 | 89% | 2011-12-03 |
25163. | Jean Carlo (jcbambalan) | 58.80 | 94% | 2014-07-14 |
25164. | piimpj (pjcrowley) | 58.80 | 95% | 2013-02-26 |
25165. | TAJ- END- (mdth) | 58.80 | 92% | 2013-10-01 |
25166. | Laama (laamasweg) | 58.80 | 83% | 2016-10-27 |
25167. | Dmitriy (deemiler) | 58.80 | 92% | 2011-09-05 |
25168. | Joe (joeblase) | 58.79 | 94% | 2022-05-07 |
25169. | Bidhan (bidhansampang) | 58.79 | 96% | 2023-03-11 |
25170. | potter (mrpotter) | 58.79 | — | 2010-10-20 |
25171. | Yushi (yushi529) | 58.78 | 96% | 2023-02-27 |
25172. | Zachary (koz62) | 58.78 | 97% | 2023-09-12 |
25173. | natsuya (natsuya77) | 58.78 | — | 2008-12-29 |
25174. | KouTypin_Dvorak (koo_dvorak) | 58.78 | 95% | 2016-12-14 |
25175. | Emily (emmyball) | 58.78 | 90% | 2011-08-02 |
25176. | cnazz (cnazzurfrnd) | 58.78 | — | 2009-01-16 |
25177. | Jonathan (jonathan__) | 58.77 | 95% | 2018-02-13 |
25178. | Reuven (reuven_1203) | 58.77 | 95% | 2023-01-01 |
25179. | Reidar (tillman1891) | 58.77 | 95% | 2020-09-30 |
25180. | Mohammad (mdunicorn) | 58.77 | 96% | 2021-06-09 |
25181. | Viki (vikiperle08) | 58.77 | 96% | 2019-05-25 |
25182. | jakob (pluto527) | 58.77 | 94% | 2013-10-07 |
25183. | Eric (necrocyanide) | 58.77 | — | 2009-08-27 |
25184. | Oliver (rgroli) | 58.76 | 97% | 2021-11-02 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 94,975 | 75.15 | August 3, 2008 |
Instant Death Mode | 112 | 75.44 | April 2, 2010 |
Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
##typeracer | 3 | 62.05 | February 11, 2021 |
TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |