As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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4069. | 0x507FA88 (tt_richard) | 98.75 | 98% | 2019-02-17 |
4070. | Genie (genielee) | 98.74 | 97.2% | 2021-03-02 |
4071. | stvn (stvn_phnnn) | 98.73 | 99% | 2021-07-01 |
4072. | w (wtortle) | 98.73 | 97% | 2020-09-18 |
4073. | Wade (touchmaster4) | 98.73 | 98% | 2022-02-01 |
4074. | Natachai (natachai) | 98.73 | 94% | 2016-06-05 |
4075. | m4ngo (_aar0n) | 98.72 | 97% | 2021-05-18 |
4076. | Ian (nelson_kempkey) | 98.72 | 99% | 2021-01-21 |
4077. | Eri (bobtentencarracer) | 98.71 | 99% | 2024-05-14 |
4078. | Panda! at the Disco (chardb... | 98.71 | 99% | 2020-02-04 |
4079. | Noname (buiquangkhai1999) | 98.71 | 96% | 2016-09-06 |
4080. | Fabian (barukie) | 98.70 | 99% | 2020-11-09 |
4081. | MrButtersworth (flapjackstax) | 98.70 | 99% | 2020-12-20 |
4082. | Jo (byunsoryuu) | 98.70 | 98% | 2020-07-21 |
4083. | Blake (blakeey) | 98.70 | 93% | 2016-02-24 |
4084. | Joshua (joshuajoshuak) | 98.69 | 98% | 2017-01-06 |
4085. | poopy (caliphron) | 98.68 | 97% | 2022-03-01 |
4086. | Rsijlowpez (rsijlowpez) | 98.68 | 97% | 2021-07-07 |
4087. | Alex (syphon9) | 98.68 | 95% | 2015-12-16 |
4088. | Andrei (kloudrazor) | 98.68 | 96% | 2016-04-14 |
4089. | Scryp (scryp) | 98.67 | 98% | 2021-08-28 |
4090. | Fuzusu (fuzusu) | 98.67 | 97% | 2024-01-06 |
4091. | ThatLastWaffle (thatlastwaf... | 98.67 | 97% | 2023-05-22 |
4092. | Good Vibe Tribe (lucas_lm) | 98.66 | 98% | 2022-04-02 |
4093. | Steve (srd93) | 98.66 | 98.9% | 2023-12-25 |
4094. | Christian (chrillzen) | 98.66 | 97% | 2022-04-05 |
4095. | . (blue_eyed_boy) | 98.66 | 98% | 2015-06-30 |
4096. | Armadyz (armadyz) | 98.66 | 97% | 2019-06-29 |
4097. | david (david4161) | 98.65 | 94% | 2016-04-25 |
4098. | wahuh (whansen46516) | 98.65 | 99% | 2021-01-18 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 43,383 | 80.96 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 111 | 85.29 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 26 | 95.47 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |