So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
---|---|---|---|---|
33339. | hi (ihssm) | 40.68 | 94% | 2021-10-08 |
33340. | binu (skywalker) | 40.68 | — | 2008-09-29 |
33341. | Ish (ish_) | 40.66 | 96% | 2022-12-21 |
33342. | No (sprinkles983) | 40.66 | 92% | 2012-10-07 |
33343. | Golujs2000 (avinashjs2000) | 40.65 | 94% | 2021-09-10 |
33344. | :)harjinder (harjinder) | 40.65 | — | 2010-05-05 |
33345. | nuray (nuray) | 40.65 | — | 2008-11-27 |
33346. | mrscary (mrscary) | 40.64 | 94% | 2022-10-16 |
33347. | Tetropak (ckoriton) | 40.64 | 96% | 2019-08-23 |
33348. | 如愚得睡 (forevertom) | 40.64 | 92% | 2014-12-12 |
33349. | An (dangan) | 40.64 | 98% | 2011-08-29 |
33350. | tstats[liteyagimi] (liteyag... | 40.63 | 95% | 2021-06-22 |
33351. | Dat (sweetboy) | 40.63 | 94% | 2011-05-17 |
33352. | ahmir (ahmir123) | 40.62 | 78% | 2014-12-05 |
33353. | Elahe (elldora) | 40.62 | 95% | 2021-08-15 |
33354. | Prakush (praksm) | 40.62 | 96% | 2014-12-22 |
33355. | kin (kinhinyero) | 40.60 | 94% | 2022-03-17 |
33356. | Nerissa (fsuu) | 40.59 | — | 2011-01-07 |
33357. | abdoo (criosphinx) | 40.58 | 83% | 2011-06-24 |
33358. | tyler (viper) | 40.58 | — | 2008-12-13 |
33359. | redo (redodo) | 40.58 | 97% | 2011-11-01 |
33360. | Adam (skynet) | 40.57 | — | 2009-11-18 |
33361. | Qix (qixx) | 40.56 | 94% | 2020-07-05 |
33362. | Skylar (masterh724) | 40.56 | 95% | 2017-09-27 |
33363. | Joshua (joshuamax) | 40.55 | 93% | 2022-07-13 |
33364. | dadacin (dadacin) | 40.55 | 93% | 2022-12-05 |
33365. | Borys (jehuda) | 40.54 | 80% | 2014-09-02 |
33366. | Eri (ell1ezk) | 40.53 | 94% | 2019-08-19 |
33367. | James (wormal) | 40.53 | — | 2010-11-16 |
33368. | Felipe (dudemanfelipe) | 40.53 | — | 2010-03-25 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 94,975 | 75.15 | August 3, 2008 |
Instant Death Mode | 112 | 75.44 | April 2, 2010 |
Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
##typeracer | 3 | 62.05 | February 11, 2021 |
TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |