As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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7989. | Brian (brian805) | 85.75 | 98% | 2015-10-10 |
7990. | timefaker (timeassassin) | 85.75 | 98% | 2022-02-17 |
7991. | A.H.M. (arceen) | 85.75 | 98% | 2022-09-26 |
7992. | Ben (thisisben) | 85.75 | 98% | 2022-09-20 |
7993. | gzip1 (gzip1) | 85.75 | 98% | 2018-07-25 |
7994. | huahongquan (huahongquan2007) | 85.75 | 96% | 2017-01-22 |
7995. | Quitter (noobmaster19) | 85.74 | 98% | 2022-11-11 |
7996. | Shayne (shayneacasio) | 85.74 | 96% | 2021-12-18 |
7997. | An (anhanpro2k) | 85.74 | 98% | 2022-04-12 |
7998. | Daniel (tempguan) | 85.74 | 97% | 2022-08-06 |
7999. | Owen (owenl131) | 85.74 | 98% | 2021-01-01 |
8000. | kb noob (akh7) | 85.74 | 98% | 2020-08-23 |
8001. | Vishal (fieryhydra) | 85.74 | 98% | 2016-05-15 |
8002. | Tommy Lee (dolancodec) | 85.74 | 97% | 2018-12-15 |
8003. | Greg (grrg) | 85.73 | 98% | 2022-05-13 |
8004. | Huy (pikeman222) | 85.73 | 97% | 2017-10-25 |
8005. | Naveen (caffeinethepop) | 85.72 | 97.8% | 2023-10-09 |
8006. | Spoon (spoonforkspork) | 85.72 | 94% | 2015-05-07 |
8007. | EetMyBung (banaynaytruck) | 85.72 | 89% | 2016-08-22 |
8008. | Robert (robnekaj) | 85.72 | 95% | 2022-12-03 |
8009. | Gagan (gagan18) | 85.72 | 97.6% | 2021-02-12 |
8010. | Canadian (killzaa) | 85.72 | 93% | 2015-11-01 |
8011. | tristen (unitristen) | 85.71 | 98% | 2021-11-17 |
8012. | SPFover9000 (monkeyman143) | 85.71 | 98% | 2023-05-25 |
8013. | smichael (smichaelino) | 85.71 | 96.8% | 2023-12-27 |
8014. | tstats[ericliu17] (ericliu17) | 85.71 | 97% | 2019-08-22 |
8015. | Ingrid (ingrilledbeef) | 85.71 | 96% | 2023-09-25 |
8016. | Skaiski (skaiski) | 85.71 | 98.4% | 2021-02-09 |
8017. | maz (maz_) | 85.71 | 98% | 2021-01-11 |
8018. | dreadex (dreadex) | 85.69 | 98% | 2022-08-14 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 43,383 | 80.96 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 111 | 85.29 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 26 | 95.47 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |