So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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16970. | Tunmsie (tunmi_dev) | 72.25 | 96% | 2019-07-04 |
16971. | Evan (ev28n88) | 72.25 | 96% | 2023-01-11 |
16972. | jb (woorie7) | 72.25 | 87% | 2016-05-18 |
16973. | Harry (morpheus_) | 72.25 | 96% | 2017-04-21 |
16974. | Ferenc (ferenco) | 72.24 | 96% | 2020-03-20 |
16975. | Esketit (jony1525) | 72.24 | 96% | 2017-11-28 |
16976. | Tnec (02hero) | 72.24 | 96% | 2019-03-19 |
16977. | Mandy (spegetti00) | 72.24 | — | 2008-12-20 |
16978. | edgar (bumbleblast) | 72.24 | 94% | 2013-11-10 |
16979. | Israel is committing a geno... | 72.23 | 96% | 2020-04-02 |
16980. | Rajkumar (rajku) | 72.23 | 91% | 2015-02-10 |
16981. | AD (blastoise13524) | 72.23 | 97% | 2021-10-18 |
16982. | Jeff (jgcevallos) | 72.23 | 97% | 2018-08-30 |
16983. | UPDEWS (updewsprado) | 72.23 | 97% | 2015-07-21 |
16984. | x (10psi) | 72.23 | 96% | 2016-02-10 |
16985. | lawrence (ghost_7) | 72.23 | 92% | 2011-10-18 |
16986. | Backman (baqmann1) | 72.22 | 95% | 2019-04-03 |
16987. | David (dvdvmchmch) | 72.22 | 98% | 2022-07-11 |
16988. | Dan (cantdecidedan) | 72.22 | 99% | 2023-03-06 |
16989. | Aidan (aidanmac6) | 72.22 | 97% | 2020-12-29 |
16990. | anne (strawberrybannenana) | 72.22 | 96% | 2021-01-27 |
16991. | Sushi (yinyang) | 72.22 | — | 2010-04-03 |
16992. | Kent (kentwinder) | 72.22 | — | 2010-05-18 |
16993. | Amal (nemesis_of_99) | 72.22 | — | 2011-01-30 |
16994. | Cedric (vlako) | 72.21 | 95% | 2021-01-20 |
16995. | Prithvi (prithvi18) | 72.21 | 97% | 2022-01-20 |
16996. | neo12 (neo12) | 72.21 | 98% | 2020-06-06 |
16997. | Bálint (diabolokiller) | 72.21 | 96.6% | 2021-02-01 |
16998. | Mandeep (mani7246) | 72.21 | 100% | 2022-04-12 |
16999. | Deron (deronleon) | 72.21 | 93% | 2012-12-04 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 94,975 | 75.15 | August 3, 2008 |
Instant Death Mode | 112 | 75.44 | April 2, 2010 |
Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
##typeracer | 3 | 62.05 | February 11, 2021 |
TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |