So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
---|---|---|---|---|
11065. | BÄrsä (borje) | 82.91 | 97% | 2022-06-25 |
11066. | Steve (steve7414) | 82.91 | — | 2010-07-31 |
11067. | Ray (shadowbastard) | 82.90 | 97% | 2023-02-16 |
11068. | _Atomic*Heartz_ (lewis213) | 82.90 | 97% | 2023-01-03 |
11069. | buckles (buckles7809) | 82.90 | 98% | 2021-12-20 |
11070. | Valentina (genericwhitemale) | 82.90 | 97% | 2022-03-31 |
11071. | Ornstein (eliggett) | 82.90 | 97% | 2021-09-07 |
11072. | Pogan Laul (ptchristrian) | 82.90 | 96% | 2018-04-23 |
11073. | Liz (eearnest@dcstigers.org) | 82.90 | 95% | 2016-07-08 |
11074. | Ambi (dank_ambi) | 82.89 | 97% | 2021-11-14 |
11075. | Phil (broscisaur) | 82.89 | 97% | 2022-03-07 |
11076. | ken (kuanying) | 82.89 | 98% | 2016-04-18 |
11077. | BATMAN (liine117) | 82.89 | 97.6% | 2021-02-04 |
11078. | Zachary (zac352) | 82.89 | 97% | 2011-05-29 |
11079. | Protanth (protanth) | 82.89 | 94% | 2016-03-20 |
11080. | george (geoedmo) | 82.89 | 96% | 2013-07-14 |
11081. | Chris (kiraryoka) | 82.88 | — | 2010-03-13 |
11082. | kegan (kegan) | 82.88 | — | 2009-06-17 |
11083. | Chris (big_z) | 82.88 | 95% | 2012-03-11 |
11084. | celes (celescastro) | 82.87 | 97% | 2022-05-20 |
11085. | Leo (leophoto) | 82.87 | 99% | 2022-05-26 |
11086. | Max (maxk1ckass) | 82.87 | 99% | 2021-05-05 |
11087. | Dark (ysbegirm_123) | 82.87 | 95% | 2021-02-25 |
11088. | Andy (agiantfish) | 82.87 | 99% | 2014-05-23 |
11089. | nana (goomi) | 82.86 | 97% | 2021-08-22 |
11090. | Ryan (shivamdiora) | 82.86 | 96% | 2021-09-05 |
11091. | Aidan (marvelousjokes) | 82.86 | 99% | 2023-03-08 |
11092. | D4Backdoor (keskin) | 82.86 | 99.4% | 2021-01-30 |
11093. | Ehren (ehrenthedragon) | 82.86 | 94% | 2014-12-02 |
11094. | ixolit (ixolit) | 82.86 | — | 2010-05-07 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 94,975 | 75.15 | August 3, 2008 |
Instant Death Mode | 112 | 75.44 | April 2, 2010 |
Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
##typeracer | 3 | 62.05 | February 11, 2021 |
TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |