The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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9829. | William (wbwbwb321) | 89.04 | 95% | 2011-09-08 |
9830. | Jack (user85793) | 89.04 | 99% | 2020-07-27 |
9831. | F (lawlnoodle) | 89.03 | 97% | 2021-12-07 |
9832. | Atif (atif_zaheer) | 89.03 | 98% | 2021-04-23 |
9833. | Michael (michael_frost) | 89.03 | 98% | 2021-01-02 |
9834. | lawrence (ghost_7) | 89.03 | 92% | 2012-02-23 |
9835. | Jen (llama) | 89.03 | — | 2009-04-19 |
9836. | Scoobert (canadianjoke) | 89.02 | 97% | 2018-09-28 |
9837. | Kev (joebob1235) | 89.02 | 96% | 2021-06-22 |
9838. | VanLaser (vanlaser) | 89.02 | 97% | 2016-01-20 |
9839. | mergaza (chiboub) | 89.02 | 97% | 2020-07-06 |
9840. | Maximus (sprachzarathustra) | 89.01 | 98% | 2020-05-02 |
9841. | ⊂( ▀ ͜͞ʖ▀)つ (sch... | 89.01 | 98% | 2020-11-21 |
9842. | Adam (adamdecoyz) | 89.01 | 96% | 2023-11-03 |
9843. | Laura (laurga) | 89.00 | 97% | 2021-10-29 |
9844. | school (modernmarauder) | 89.00 | 96.5% | 2021-02-26 |
9845. | SN (secario) | 88.99 | 97% | 2014-03-26 |
9846. | Heyhou (david73) | 88.99 | 98% | 2022-01-23 |
9847. | Emma (bryterlayter) | 88.99 | — | 2009-11-10 |
9848. | Chew (kalenovice) | 88.99 | 97% | 2013-02-22 |
9849. | MuiePonta (pelerin) | 88.99 | 94% | 2014-11-06 |
9850. | Godrod (god_of_rods) | 88.99 | 99% | 2021-11-24 |
9851. | carline (muffintart) | 88.99 | 98% | 2020-11-24 |
9852. | UrbanUTyper (clintonparker) | 88.99 | 98% | 2023-09-25 |
9853. | Luc (eviskus) | 88.98 | 94% | 2016-10-07 |
9854. | Greg (gpfraser1) | 88.98 | 98% | 2016-05-18 |
9855. | Mark (powrtoch) | 88.98 | 96% | 2012-02-14 |
9856. | Daniel (danfun64) | 88.97 | 97% | 2015-11-30 |
9857. | Christopher (alexopoulosc) | 88.97 | 97% | 2021-09-06 |
9858. | Cakers (pvpcakers) | 88.97 | 98% | 2022-03-25 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
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Default (English) | 85,247 | 82.46 | August 19, 2008 |
Long Texts | 95 | 86.18 | December 31, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 81 | 88.45 | March 30, 2010 |
##typeracer | 4 | 83.41 | January 21, 2021 |
Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |