As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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6499. | supraaxdd (supraaxdd) | 90.12 | 97% | 2022-10-03 |
6500. | Mau (walfare_12) | 90.12 | 97% | 2021-11-07 |
6501. | Thpp (kulaspa) | 90.12 | 94% | 2015-06-24 |
6502. | Dog acc (vick02) | 90.12 | 96% | 2020-02-02 |
6503. | VeXX (vexx_) | 90.12 | 97% | 2018-10-20 |
6504. | Agent (agenttyty) | 90.12 | 96% | 2019-09-22 |
6505. | Bram (bram1253) | 90.12 | 93% | 2016-10-02 |
6506. | Jack (decorous) | 90.11 | 98% | 2022-06-06 |
6507. | Siddesh (sid58) | 90.11 | 93% | 2017-02-20 |
6508. | blanc (blanc_145) | 90.10 | 97% | 2021-05-22 |
6509. | Sonam (mochamatcha) | 90.10 | 98% | 2019-04-01 |
6510. | Jakub (xaneth) | 90.09 | 94% | 2016-01-07 |
6511. | arichnad (arichnad) | 90.08 | 99% | 2022-04-14 |
6512. | Matthew (matx23) | 90.08 | 93% | 2017-01-30 |
6513. | Gay (fujikage999) | 90.06 | 99% | 2022-12-17 |
6514. | John (typist426) | 90.06 | 99% | 2017-09-09 |
6515. | Matthew (jerfinator) | 90.05 | 97% | 2020-05-05 |
6516. | Kakarot (kakarot930) | 90.05 | 97% | 2023-07-18 |
6517. | Dave (xrex_) | 90.05 | 98% | 2020-11-12 |
6518. | Graeme (thegraeme) | 90.05 | 91% | 2016-01-23 |
6519. | Ashvin (ashvinsharma) | 90.05 | 93% | 2016-03-05 |
6520. | Raymond (sigma7) | 90.04 | 94% | 2017-01-16 |
6521. | tubesawk (tubesawk) | 90.04 | 96% | 2020-07-11 |
6522. | Lucas (kasparian) | 90.03 | 95% | 2021-03-07 |
6523. | I am the (afghanistan2) | 90.02 | 99% | 2015-07-08 |
6524. | ethxn (cxntrxl) | 90.01 | 96% | 2022-03-11 |
6525. | ⠀⠀⠀ (bioluminescent) | 90.01 | 98% | 2024-03-11 |
6526. | Burint (brenolz) | 90.01 | 97% | 2023-04-01 |
6527. | Parzival (bmarzic) | 90.01 | 97% | 2021-03-01 |
6528. | Idan (pantsless288) | 90.01 | 98% | 2023-04-20 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 43,383 | 80.96 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 111 | 85.29 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 26 | 95.47 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |