Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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1227. | Graydon (graydonimp) | 90.24 | 97% | 2018-05-03 |
1228. | Calaeb (pawwz) | 90.21 | 97% | 2019-11-01 |
1229. | Neko (pippaola) | 90.17 | 98% | 2018-03-12 |
1230. | Byambadalai (l3yam134) | 90.17 | 98% | 2019-08-20 |
1231. | James (votum38) | 90.13 | 97% | 2018-05-24 |
1232. | Big (pookpok) | 90.13 | 97% | 2019-12-18 |
1233. | Hanhee (hyang20017) | 90.13 | 98% | 2019-12-03 |
1234. | InrPce (ntd0134) | 90.12 | 97% | 2020-01-31 |
1235. | Anu (typeradha) | 90.09 | 98% | 2021-08-12 |
1236. | mairzydoats_mason (mairzydo... | 90.08 | 99% | 2018-10-20 |
1237. | Andrew (sertria) | 90.08 | 98% | 2020-01-22 |
1238. | Pomf (yummydessert) | 90.06 | 98% | 2018-02-07 |
1239. | Neatrianty (neatrianty) | 90.02 | 97% | 2020-01-25 |
1240. | Cute (tswizzletypegod) | 90.01 | 97% | 2019-03-08 |
1241. | Bleh (entropian) | 90.01 | 98% | 2019-04-07 |
1242. | hannah (hannahq) | 90.00 | 99% | 2021-08-05 |
1243. | Nolan (jyutan) | 89.97 | 97% | 2019-04-03 |
1244. | Tom (mlgplayer) | 89.94 | 97% | 2021-07-18 |
1245. | Nicolo (kingpvlcini) | 89.92 | 98% | 2018-04-26 |
1246. | Seri (vincent_aik) | 89.90 | 96% | 2018-05-06 |
1247. | Kyozō (thegiantchip) | 89.90 | 96% | 2019-05-18 |
1248. | Chaddley (chadracer69) | 89.89 | 97% | 2021-08-05 |
1249. | Not fast (slower_than_others) | 89.87 | 97% | 2019-05-28 |
1250. | Mate (smweb) | 89.86 | 98% | 2018-01-02 |
1251. | rix (rix145) | 89.86 | 97% | 2018-10-20 |
1252. | Roma (useflame) | 89.85 | 98% | 2020-01-22 |
1253. | ted (sayonara999) | 89.84 | 98% | 2019-05-03 |
1254. | noobie (noobie9123) | 89.82 | 95% | 2017-11-16 |
1255. | Sannas (sannas) | 89.81 | 97% | 2021-07-19 |
1256. | korazer (rafhael132) | 89.80 | 98% | 2020-02-03 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 6,813 | 80.61 | August 27, 2017 |
Instant Death Mode | 12 | 96.23 | January 24, 2019 |
michaelderoche | 1 | 76.56 | August 26, 2017 |