So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
---|---|---|---|---|
9735. | Rafi (brownvitalik) | 85.68 | 99% | 2020-08-17 |
9736. | Caddar (caddar) | 85.68 | 96% | 2021-11-05 |
9737. | Lara (goddess_111) | 85.68 | 95% | 2021-11-25 |
9738. | Benjamin (yangben000) | 85.68 | 98% | 2022-07-26 |
9739. | Josh (josh_rowlette) | 85.68 | 94% | 2012-12-12 |
9740. | K (kxiang) | 85.68 | 88% | 2014-03-08 |
9741. | DocHoliday (leonbrooks680) | 85.68 | 95% | 2017-03-25 |
9742. | Ilker (ilkermutlu) | 85.68 | 98% | 2015-02-19 |
9743. | Edgar (edgar_elevado_jr_usm) | 85.67 | 97% | 2022-12-19 |
9744. | Absolut (rluyen) | 85.67 | 98% | 2014-07-14 |
9745. | Joe (pajama_cowboy) | 85.67 | 92% | 2016-01-01 |
9746. | D (consumption) | 85.66 | 98% | 2023-07-16 |
9747. | Simon (sc752) | 85.66 | 98.2% | 2021-02-03 |
9748. | Krisztian (ltplissken) | 85.66 | 98% | 2012-02-01 |
9749. | Karl (saument) | 85.66 | — | 2010-08-12 |
9750. | comboBox (combobox) | 85.66 | 98% | 2013-06-01 |
9751. | Jyothiraditya (jyothiraditya) | 85.65 | 96% | 2018-10-24 |
9752. | Sharif (sharif_) | 85.65 | 96% | 2021-10-17 |
9753. | (dragusprime) | 85.65 | 95% | 2021-03-10 |
9754. | Ephemeral_ (ephemeral_meatsac) | 85.65 | 97% | 2023-09-09 |
9755. | 21337R (poptart128) | 85.65 | 96% | 2013-06-01 |
9756. | Paul (laule9) | 85.64 | 97% | 2022-04-05 |
9757. | Kevin (killerdeath6) | 85.64 | 90% | 2014-09-05 |
9758. | k (mc0sta) | 85.64 | 98% | 2021-08-23 |
9759. | Lazer (lawins) | 85.63 | 96% | 2017-09-09 |
9760. | Tyler (tillertyper2) | 85.63 | 97% | 2017-12-16 |
9761. | Henry (supitsasian) | 85.63 | 92% | 2014-04-26 |
9762. | Sheng (shengalang) | 85.63 | 94% | 2014-12-09 |
9763. | John (basicallypure) | 85.62 | 96% | 2022-04-05 |
9764. | Karl (ultrarhino) | 85.62 | 99% | 2022-03-17 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 94,975 | 75.15 | August 3, 2008 |
Instant Death Mode | 112 | 75.44 | April 2, 2010 |
Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
##typeracer | 3 | 62.05 | February 11, 2021 |
TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |