Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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2817. | Garrett (grgarrett) | 78.13 | 97% | 2020-05-20 |
2818. | LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO... | 78.12 | 96% | 2020-07-05 |
2819. | Andre (myagmea) | 78.12 | 97% | 2017-09-27 |
2820. | qtq🐇🍊🍰 (qtqtq) | 78.09 | 99% | 2019-12-04 |
2821. | Giulio (giulio89) | 78.09 | 96% | 2019-03-08 |
2822. | Adam (musterling) | 78.08 | 97% | 2017-09-28 |
2823. | Ted (hh535) | 78.07 | 96% | 2017-09-09 |
2824. | Panic (panicswitch07) | 78.07 | 97% | 2019-03-31 |
2825. | Cosmic (cosmicuser) | 78.06 | 96% | 2020-11-02 |
2826. | Gabe (cybersaur) | 78.05 | 97% | 2018-01-13 |
2827. | Kyle (badadc) | 78.05 | 96% | 2019-03-08 |
2828. | murdr (murdrkeys) | 78.04 | 95% | 2020-06-22 |
2829. | Pu55 (pusseater) | 78.03 | 96% | 2019-03-20 |
2830. | Wuooof (wuooof) | 78.02 | 97% | 2020-09-28 |
2831. | Marc (ratshepard) | 78.02 | 96% | 2020-12-11 |
2832. | tstats[catpuplover] (catpup... | 78.02 | 99% | 2018-07-06 |
2833. | justinhylee (justinhylee) | 78.01 | 94% | 2018-10-24 |
2834. | ghuid (stefano27) | 77.99 | 97% | 2020-11-10 |
2835. | Missy (lovelydy) | 77.99 | 98% | 2020-05-13 |
2836. | Plommon (plommon) | 77.99 | 95% | 2018-10-21 |
2837. | Ahmad (injecto) | 77.97 | 96% | 2017-11-23 |
2838. | Pop (popcansoda) | 77.96 | 98% | 2019-03-18 |
2839. | herny (helluherny) | 77.95 | 95% | 2019-04-16 |
2840. | Jeezy (flllipfog) | 77.94 | 97% | 2019-08-24 |
2841. | Vab (vaheebee) | 77.94 | 96% | 2020-11-26 |
2842. | hoangnam75 (hoagnnam75) | 77.94 | 97% | 2020-09-05 |
2843. | C3_l357E (sufyandaredevil) | 77.94 | 96% | 2017-12-25 |
2844. | As-mar (burnflare) | 77.93 | 97% | 2020-09-18 |
2845. | Sebastian (sebtsch) | 77.92 | 99% | 2017-12-27 |
2846. | Carla (carlatgenardy) | 77.91 | 96% | 2019-09-23 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 9,271 | 80.64 | June 27, 2017 |
Instant Death Mode | 8 | 111.93 | April 14, 2018 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 99.42 | February 14, 2022 |