As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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6920. | Jason (yaysan) | 88.94 | 98.2% | 2021-03-02 |
6921. | okkonishi (okkonishi) | 88.94 | 98% | 2020-09-28 |
6922. | 0rz0rz (thenine) | 88.94 | 99% | 2019-11-25 |
6923. | Shamil (shamil_98) | 88.94 | 95% | 2015-10-29 |
6924. | Rip - Meech (bblgod) | 88.93 | 97% | 2023-07-18 |
6925. | Seth (seth9841) | 88.93 | 92% | 2016-05-06 |
6926. | Vivek (vivekvc) | 88.92 | 96% | 2023-09-01 |
6927. | Ricky (istartyper) | 88.92 | 85% | 2017-03-12 |
6928. | - (waynelin14) | 88.92 | 94% | 2015-09-04 |
6929. | Jae (jaepark) | 88.91 | 98% | 2017-10-27 |
6930. | Dark (dark_byte) | 88.91 | 97% | 2021-12-06 |
6931. | Shahil Suresh (roylar_range... | 88.90 | 96% | 2023-03-04 |
6932. | Florian (jordanbelfort) | 88.90 | 98.6% | 2023-11-11 |
6933. | callum (changetowumbo) | 88.90 | 95% | 2017-01-07 |
6934. | Chase (xzenergy) | 88.90 | 97% | 2016-06-07 |
6935. | qqq (dualofdualisprimal) | 88.90 | 98% | 2016-04-27 |
6936. | Julia (julezreid) | 88.89 | 97% | 2022-04-06 |
6937. | Koupka (koupka) | 88.89 | 97% | 2023-12-19 |
6938. | DuhMarquis (dmy3) | 88.89 | 97% | 2022-08-19 |
6939. | tryingtoimprove (nepalikto) | 88.88 | 98% | 2024-01-09 |
6940. | Sam (qroshi) | 88.88 | 97.2% | 2024-01-13 |
6941. | Nathaniel (natnnat) | 88.88 | 98% | 2022-07-08 |
6942. | Kamaksha Prasad (kpnaik033) | 88.88 | 98% | 2023-03-17 |
6943. | Sal-Kal (sal_kal) | 88.88 | 98% | 2021-11-30 |
6944. | Stephan (shadwgod) | 88.88 | 99% | 2021-12-25 |
6945. | Cameron (cameronkr) | 88.88 | 98% | 2017-08-10 |
6946. | Felipe (aresius) | 88.88 | 100% | 2019-03-17 |
6947. | James (ryyuu) | 88.86 | 97% | 2021-08-31 |
6948. | Jared (varmitz1) | 88.86 | 98% | 2022-01-23 |
6949. | profrog (profrog) | 88.86 | 98% | 2016-01-29 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 43,383 | 80.96 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 111 | 85.29 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 26 | 95.47 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |