As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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3998. | Brandon (brandonkarp) | 99.09 | 98% | 2021-07-02 |
3999. | Alex (wu2481632) | 99.09 | 94% | 2016-12-11 |
4000. | Nigel (ferretinahat) | 99.08 | 97% | 2021-01-25 |
4001. | can't type :) (void7750) | 99.07 | 97.3% | 2021-02-16 |
4002. | Owen (luoowen) | 99.06 | 97% | 2022-11-09 |
4003. | too good for u (soilderboy) | 99.05 | 97% | 2021-09-04 |
4004. | nil (nilmoe) | 99.04 | 97% | 2017-09-17 |
4005. | :) (drewroen) | 99.04 | 93% | 2016-02-10 |
4006. | Khan Ali (shahkhan) | 99.03 | 98% | 2016-11-22 |
4007. | 🤔 (akixuu) | 99.02 | 97.2% | 2024-03-20 |
4008. | Macy (macylace) | 99.02 | 97% | 2023-05-04 |
4009. | SpicyAsianBoy (spicyasianboy) | 99.02 | 98% | 2017-10-05 |
4010. | (alifeofregret) | 99.02 | 97% | 2019-08-05 |
4011. | Peggy (peggyrwa) | 99.02 | 97% | 2016-02-20 |
4012. | ae (bigae) | 99.01 | 98% | 2020-10-19 |
4013. | Bleh (entropian) | 99.01 | 99% | 2022-01-02 |
4014. | Joseph (jpalma4790) | 99.00 | 99% | 2021-08-04 |
4015. | Dyl (dbambino) | 99.00 | 99% | 2017-08-07 |
4016. | HOFONG (hofong) | 99.00 | 95% | 2016-08-04 |
4017. | Happy (candy02058912) | 98.98 | 99% | 2020-09-13 |
4018. | BreathlessTyperX (newtyperx) | 98.97 | 99% | 2022-01-23 |
4019. | OAYCG22 (oaycg22) | 98.97 | 97% | 2016-05-14 |
4020. | Kusmir (kusmir) | 98.97 | 98% | 2022-05-31 |
4021. | D (dmaulish) | 98.97 | 98% | 2022-06-06 |
4022. | SkimnerPhi (skyminer707) | 98.97 | 97% | 2020-03-10 |
4023. | Samantha (samananthak) | 98.97 | 100% | 2015-07-24 |
4024. | sop (sopyo) | 98.96 | 96% | 2017-10-05 |
4025. | slow. (meeper24) | 98.96 | 96% | 2022-06-04 |
4026. | Braeden (cheetoo) | 98.95 | 94% | 2016-11-05 |
4027. | UnderwaterAir (underwaterco... | 98.94 | 98% | 2023-08-18 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
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Default (English) | 43,383 | 80.96 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 111 | 85.29 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 26 | 95.47 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |