So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 7051. | 98765321 (98765321) | 92.59 | 98% | 2016-09-18 |
| 7052. | Andrew (jargazes) | 92.59 | 98% | 2015-12-31 |
| 7053. | Don (doncairo) | 92.58 | 98% | 2012-10-24 |
| 7054. | Christian (typemasterwinner) | 92.58 | 97% | 2019-07-29 |
| 7055. | rockwell (rockwell) | 92.58 | — | 2009-07-28 |
| 7056. | Jonas (jnshey) | 92.58 | 98% | 2018-07-04 |
| 7057. | Eren (erenjulien) | 92.57 | 95% | 2023-05-06 |
| 7058. | 🐼 (bobby76) | 92.57 | 99% | 2021-10-05 |
| 7059. | Tuna (stanislas) | 92.57 | 93% | 2016-08-19 |
| 7060. | Joie (jliba12) | 92.57 | 91% | 2014-01-02 |
| 7061. | Kid from Beyoğlu (euthymia) | 92.56 | 97.6% | 2021-02-08 |
| 7062. | cassandra (cassandroid) | 92.55 | — | 2008-08-14 |
| 7063. | gooddogthedog (gooddogthedog) | 92.55 | 98% | 2023-04-17 |
| 7064. | rchern (rchern) | 92.55 | 92% | 2011-09-09 |
| 7065. | BRETT KOHLER IS SCARED OF S... | 92.55 | 98% | 2014-06-08 |
| 7066. | Ben (ben1406) | 92.55 | 96% | 2011-07-20 |
| 7067. | Joseph (jpalma4790) | 92.54 | 97% | 2021-08-05 |
| 7068. | Joakim (di_angelo) | 92.54 | 97% | 2022-01-23 |
| 7069. | Zyune (spacebarhops) | 92.53 | 93% | 2016-07-16 |
| 7070. | Sentinel (sentinel) | 92.53 | 95% | 2011-07-13 |
| 7071. | Arjun (k9cruncher) | 92.52 | 97% | 2022-10-22 |
| 7072. | s (x98667x) | 92.52 | 96% | 2015-04-22 |
| 7073. | Erik (ish4) | 92.52 | 97% | 2015-01-15 |
| 7074. | Jasper (jaspernl) | 92.51 | 95% | 2016-04-14 |
| 7075. | ohmygod (ohmygod7627) | 92.51 | 96% | 2015-04-30 |
| 7076. | Cardboard (zetsubobox) | 92.51 | 98% | 2012-03-22 |
| 7077. | Khan Ali (shahkhan) | 92.51 | 98% | 2016-08-27 |
| 7078. | Marko (markovojvodic84) | 92.51 | 95% | 2012-12-28 |
| 7079. | edison (edis0n) | 92.50 | 98% | 2023-09-07 |
| 7080. | Zenthus (zenthus) | 92.50 | 93% | 2016-08-23 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,095 | 74.95 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 122 | 73.91 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 3 | 62.05 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |