So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
---|---|---|---|---|
18403. | Kira (kiramck) | 69.89 | 96% | 2022-01-29 |
18404. | Kristian Emil (kruller) | 69.89 | 95% | 2021-12-16 |
18405. | Emily (snowy) | 69.89 | 96% | 2011-11-10 |
18406. | Nicky (nicky027) | 69.89 | 93% | 2016-05-11 |
18407. | Andrew (aescay) | 69.88 | 96% | 2022-08-30 |
18408. | Davi (a_promethean) | 69.88 | 88% | 2011-05-18 |
18409. | GlassyFingers (glassyfingers) | 69.88 | 93% | 2016-05-25 |
18410. | Alec (mercerx) | 69.88 | 94% | 2013-06-02 |
18411. | aman (whitepigeon) | 69.88 | — | 2010-04-01 |
18412. | NekokeN (hr47) | 69.88 | 97% | 2018-04-11 |
18413. | Ami (nohonestyinthe11thhour) | 69.87 | 96% | 2022-11-29 |
18414. | T.AU (pokl) | 69.87 | 94% | 2023-04-13 |
18415. | alyjin (hiraihye) | 69.87 | 96% | 2021-06-24 |
18416. | larry (larry) | 69.87 | — | 2008-10-05 |
18417. | Mewi (metalwihen) | 69.87 | — | 2011-03-03 |
18418. | Julian (choo) | 69.87 | — | 2009-08-30 |
18419. | Kelly (kellymonkey28) | 69.86 | 98% | 2021-05-20 |
18420. | John Paul (jp_ramolete16) | 69.86 | 96% | 2023-01-21 |
18421. | Simon (siarnt) | 69.86 | 97% | 2020-02-13 |
18422. | Suicyclone (suicyclone) | 69.86 | 95% | 2019-03-02 |
18423. | Mike (rookery) | 69.85 | 94% | 2015-08-12 |
18424. | Peacemaker (marmimic) | 69.85 | 92% | 2015-03-19 |
18425. | Krix (krixtsup3r) | 69.85 | 88% | 2012-04-26 |
18426. | Jeanne (banchan) | 69.85 | — | 2009-04-21 |
18427. | sam (bbreaker) | 69.85 | — | 2011-02-01 |
18428. | Kyle (brander) | 69.85 | 89% | 2013-10-25 |
18429. | Gagan (slowgagan18) | 69.84 | 95% | 2020-09-10 |
18430. | reirob (reirob) | 69.84 | 99% | 2016-11-02 |
18431. | peepeepoopoo (notfatcat) | 69.84 | 95% | 2020-03-10 |
18432. | Zena (shin3100) | 69.84 | 98% | 2014-07-16 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 94,975 | 75.15 | August 3, 2008 |
Instant Death Mode | 112 | 75.44 | April 2, 2010 |
Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
##typeracer | 3 | 62.05 | February 11, 2021 |
TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |