So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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19849. | Raymond (cathalus) | 67.53 | 91% | 2013-04-28 |
19850. | ImranKhanZindabad (asadjani) | 67.53 | 98% | 2022-04-06 |
19851. | Juan (jpherrera) | 67.53 | 96% | 2020-10-13 |
19852. | kojsot (kojsot) | 67.53 | 92% | 2015-12-13 |
19853. | oscarchichun (oscarchichun) | 67.53 | 97% | 2012-01-15 |
19854. | Joe (frugalpapillion) | 67.53 | 95% | 2016-02-03 |
19855. | Sophie (leadtogreenway) | 67.53 | 94% | 2012-07-29 |
19856. | Taufiq (corrxtion) | 67.52 | 96% | 2023-05-07 |
19857. | Tim (auticons) | 67.52 | 98% | 2023-04-05 |
19858. | Tobbe (tobbedman) | 67.52 | 96% | 2022-01-17 |
19859. | Rifki (ghoulrane) | 67.52 | 95% | 2011-07-31 |
19860. | Wojciech (wojtekhp) | 67.52 | 98% | 2013-09-06 |
19861. | JR (insouciant325) | 67.52 | 94% | 2012-01-18 |
19862. | neo (eliteneo) | 67.51 | 95% | 2022-01-01 |
19863. | Jacksonbrahz (jacksonbrahz) | 67.51 | 96% | 2020-12-15 |
19864. | Brent (brentslittlecar) | 67.51 | — | 2009-09-14 |
19865. | garbung (garbung) | 67.50 | 95% | 2022-05-13 |
19866. | Yaaaawn (yaaawn) | 67.50 | 98% | 2022-12-10 |
19867. | raffa (scoradian) | 67.50 | 98% | 2020-08-15 |
19868. | Eugene (rawners) | 67.50 | 98% | 2023-08-04 |
19869. | john ray (johnray08) | 67.50 | 93% | 2013-04-23 |
19870. | Hellelujah (hellelujah) | 67.50 | 96% | 2014-02-11 |
19871. | PEter (eganpg) | 67.50 | 97% | 2014-06-26 |
19872. | Pain (pain_i5) | 67.49 | 95% | 2023-07-17 |
19873. | Neal (neealio) | 67.49 | 95.1% | 2021-02-08 |
19874. | Molloch (molloch) | 67.49 | 90% | 2017-02-14 |
19875. | stop1it (_dvorak_) | 67.49 | 92% | 2014-12-01 |
19876. | Matthew (ultimatexguy) | 67.49 | 90% | 2013-03-16 |
19877. | Samantha (sammie2223) | 67.49 | 98% | 2011-07-01 |
19878. | Raj (raaj2rad) | 67.49 | 93% | 2013-10-07 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 94,975 | 75.15 | August 3, 2008 |
Instant Death Mode | 112 | 75.44 | April 2, 2010 |
Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
##typeracer | 3 | 62.05 | February 11, 2021 |
TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |