Horse hockey! I've seen these dodges for 40 years, all the tricks. Knew a private, pretended he was a mare. Carried a colt in his arm for weeks. Another fellow said he was a daisy. Insisted we water him every morning. No, no, Corporal. It ain't gonna go with me. Now you get out of that froufrou and into a uniform. And you stay in uniform. Dismissed!
—from M*A*S*H, a other by Larry Gelbart
Active since August 27, 2017.
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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3100. | Beilvert (jubeilvert) | 69.98 | 97% | 2019-12-09 |
3101. | Bob (bobsmiwth32423) | 69.97 | 95% | 2020-05-05 |
3102. | Priyanka (alearner) | 69.96 | 99% | 2019-10-25 |
3103. | Tobias (tobi_1337) | 69.95 | 95% | 2018-08-11 |
3104. | Elzhan (stayal0ne) | 69.95 | 96% | 2018-07-26 |
3105. | luiz (luizzy) | 69.93 | 96% | 2021-08-20 |
3106. | kellyfunk (kellyfunk) | 69.92 | 97% | 2020-07-14 |
3107. | Awit (tomas1) | 69.91 | 95% | 2020-03-06 |
3108. | Tuomas (tumaas) | 69.91 | 95% | 2019-09-23 |
3109. | Justin (theicybroah) | 69.91 | 97% | 2017-12-04 |
3110. | I_like_Billie_Eilish (agiun... | 69.91 | 98% | 2018-11-26 |
3111. | AxelDT (axman292) | 69.90 | 97% | 2020-05-26 |
3112. | i cant spel (deoxyshock) | 69.89 | 97% | 2020-09-05 |
3113. | Olivia (the_ok) | 69.89 | 97% | 2020-11-30 |
3114. | toasteronabagel (toasterona... | 69.89 | 97% | 2020-03-10 |
3115. | jong (jonggo) | 69.86 | 97% | 2019-10-10 |
3116. | Mudkip (jessykip) | 69.85 | 96% | 2020-05-21 |
3117. | Jarek (yorrickus) | 69.84 | 97% | 2020-08-06 |
3118. | Kristen (kristen91587) | 69.83 | 98% | 2020-09-24 |
3119. | Kasey (kasebear) | 69.82 | 97% | 2019-10-21 |
3120. | Guan Ying (modusoperand) | 69.82 | 96% | 2019-08-18 |
3121. | Mawon (wonlee) | 69.81 | 98% | 2020-04-28 |
3122. | FlameFrost (flamefrost) | 69.81 | 97% | 2018-08-20 |
3123. | Jiang (jghjianghan) | 69.81 | 95% | 2018-11-11 |
3124. | Mauri (feministi) | 69.79 | 97% | 2018-05-01 |
3125. | Chonlathep (unlimitia) | 69.79 | 97% | 2018-12-09 |
3126. | Rafiq (rafiq) | 69.77 | 96% | 2018-01-26 |
3127. | Aashil (aashil) | 69.75 | 97% | 2019-08-19 |
3128. | Jason (jasonjohnsj27) | 69.73 | 94% | 2021-08-12 |
3129. | Ferhat (ferhat) | 69.72 | 97% | 2018-08-28 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
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Default (English) | 7,905 | 76.87 | August 27, 2017 |
Instant Death Mode | 4 | 109.06 | September 24, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 1 | 87.16 | September 21, 2022 |
All TypeRacer Texts | 1 | 45.58 | March 1, 2022 |