As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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9400. | Ariel (aricori21) | 82.04 | 97% | 2019-11-19 |
9401. | Giaboc (claudiu_9) | 82.04 | 96% | 2023-06-03 |
9402. | Nana Kwame (papa_elbee) | 82.03 | 95% | 2021-06-08 |
9403. | ashbellebsha (ashbel_g) | 82.03 | 96% | 2022-04-19 |
9404. | J (saviorf) | 82.03 | 94% | 2017-03-06 |
9405. | Mateen (mqtyper) | 82.03 | 96% | 2017-06-23 |
9406. | Zain (rasnouk) | 82.02 | 98% | 2022-01-08 |
9407. | Wolfegang (wolfegang) | 82.02 | 98% | 2020-11-02 |
9408. | nicu (nicu31) | 82.02 | 98.8% | 2021-01-29 |
9409. | Chaim (sermiahc) | 82.02 | 98% | 2017-07-24 |
9410. | JAYVOODOO (jayvoodoo) | 82.02 | 95% | 2016-03-14 |
9411. | Jonathan (jonathan4033) | 82.01 | 98% | 2018-06-07 |
9412. | not rage (sadge47) | 82.01 | 98% | 2021-11-04 |
9413. | Kevin (kevinyvng) | 82.01 | 94% | 2016-12-27 |
9414. | gandastik (gandsatik) | 82.00 | 95% | 2021-10-08 |
9415. | Jesse (jessald) | 82.00 | 97% | 2015-04-12 |
9416. | Mudkip (jessykip) | 81.99 | 97% | 2020-05-23 |
9417. | I ♥ Gym (2slow_2exist) | 81.99 | 96% | 2021-10-11 |
9418. | DiscoveryAlpha (j2997) | 81.99 | 99% | 2021-01-02 |
9419. | Stephen (severet) | 81.99 | 96% | 2015-12-04 |
9420. | Ashley (ashley_raven) | 81.99 | 98% | 2021-01-19 |
9421. | pew (pewdekz) | 81.99 | 95% | 2016-09-12 |
9422. | ed72 (ed72) | 81.99 | 99.1% | 2023-11-19 |
9423. | Jane (sarf) | 81.98 | 97% | 2021-12-31 |
9424. | anon (anon237) | 81.98 | 97% | 2022-08-01 |
9425. | olololololol (pelel) | 81.98 | 96% | 2022-06-23 |
9426. | Patrick (fubuki) | 81.98 | 88% | 2016-05-10 |
9427. | Sohei (sohei) | 81.97 | 97% | 2023-07-01 |
9428. | Bryce (bryceweedz) | 81.97 | 96% | 2022-08-22 |
9429. | acewiz (acewiz) | 81.97 | 96% | 2021-10-10 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 43,383 | 80.96 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 111 | 85.29 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 26 | 95.47 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |