Horse hockey! I've seen these dodges for 40 years, all the tricks. Knew a private, pretended he was a mare. Carried a colt in his arm for weeks. Another fellow said he was a daisy. Insisted we water him every morning. No, no, Corporal. It ain't gonna go with me. Now you get out of that froufrou and into a uniform. And you stay in uniform. Dismissed!
—from M*A*S*H, a other by Larry Gelbart
Active since August 27, 2017.
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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3375. | Aodhán (mccrozier) | 67.62 | 97% | 2018-07-15 |
3376. | Ian (ianmaiden) | 67.60 | 100% | 2019-09-25 |
3377. | Derek (dbraun13) | 67.60 | 96% | 2018-05-19 |
3378. | Jonathan (jstriker9peru) | 67.60 | 97% | 2019-05-01 |
3379. | SeaTang (seatang) | 67.59 | 96% | 2019-05-10 |
3380. | ifoawn (ifoawn) | 67.56 | 94% | 2020-10-15 |
3381. | Dongfeng (besieger) | 67.56 | 99% | 2020-07-01 |
3382. | Roland (radambc) | 67.55 | 98% | 2018-11-04 |
3383. | Angelic (angelic_devil) | 67.54 | 93% | 2019-08-17 |
3384. | Adam (adad35) | 67.54 | 96% | 2018-09-27 |
3385. | 🚀 (wildreamz) | 67.52 | 99% | 2018-10-31 |
3386. | Rohit (rohitcool) | 67.52 | 97% | 2019-03-22 |
3387. | k9m3 (k9m3) | 67.52 | 95% | 2019-01-17 |
3388. | Ryan (rdeorio) | 67.51 | 96% | 2020-03-19 |
3389. | James (disner) | 67.49 | 94% | 2019-07-29 |
3390. | я не вмію писат... | 67.47 | 96% | 2021-07-31 |
3391. | Jeremy (jerbear27) | 67.46 | 95% | 2018-12-02 |
3392. | whynottt (whynottt) | 67.45 | 97% | 2021-08-20 |
3393. | zack (footlover) | 67.45 | 97% | 2018-06-15 |
3394. | CC (samcompu) | 67.45 | 96% | 2019-09-14 |
3395. | Augustin (letplane) | 67.44 | 97% | 2019-10-29 |
3396. | ʕ·͡ᴥ·ʔ (memesis) | 67.43 | 96% | 2020-04-27 |
3397. | ZAHID (zahidmisgar) | 67.41 | 93% | 2019-06-16 |
3398. | Dominic (t4dominic) | 67.40 | 96% | 2019-06-12 |
3399. | Neil (neilasplin) | 67.40 | 98% | 2017-09-24 |
3400. | Gabrielle (porknuggets) | 67.40 | 97% | 2020-12-17 |
3401. | Justin (lightningvoltix) | 67.39 | 96% | 2020-05-20 |
3402. | vpertys (vpertys) | 67.39 | 97% | 2020-11-02 |
3403. | Teddy (trxbeans) | 67.39 | 96% | 2020-10-21 |
3404. | David (cmagic_f) | 67.39 | 95% | 2020-02-07 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
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Default (English) | 7,905 | 76.87 | August 27, 2017 |
Instant Death Mode | 4 | 109.06 | September 24, 2019 |
All TypeRacer Texts | 1 | 45.58 | March 1, 2022 |
ᗜ Stenography | 1 | 87.16 | September 21, 2022 |