As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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17629. | Peter (swankypete) | 61.36 | 96% | 2018-02-01 |
17630. | Wildebeest (wildebeest1) | 61.35 | 98% | 2021-10-09 |
17631. | caesar (caesar03) | 61.35 | 97% | 2023-01-16 |
17632. | Michael (buttmich) | 61.35 | 97% | 2019-10-08 |
17633. | Ridoy (rkprite09) | 61.35 | 98% | 2021-05-21 |
17634. | Ross (verybadatyping) | 61.35 | 96% | 2021-02-12 |
17635. | Tinna (tinna17) | 61.35 | 99% | 2021-02-23 |
17636. | Leo (remley) | 61.35 | 93% | 2016-02-19 |
17637. | Laura (lneedham22) | 61.34 | 94% | 2015-09-11 |
17638. | Vyktor (kingvyktor45) | 61.34 | 97% | 2019-01-05 |
17639. | Mahmudul Hasan๐๐ (abo... | 61.34 | 96% | 2020-11-14 |
17640. | Bruhman (drivanko) | 61.34 | 96% | 2021-10-18 |
17641. | Mari (hisokaslave) | 61.34 | 93.9% | 2021-02-17 |
17642. | Vawl (vawl) | 61.34 | 97% | 2018-02-26 |
17643. | Cathy (strawberrylatte) | 61.33 | 95% | 2021-05-06 |
17644. | Abay (aaubakirov) | 61.33 | 96% | 2022-07-15 |
17645. | Leonhard (leonhard3) | 61.32 | 95% | 2017-11-08 |
17646. | typist (thecyclone) | 61.32 | 89% | 2015-07-03 |
17647. | Zhaksylyk (lmtls) | 61.32 | 97% | 2020-09-16 |
17648. | Evan (trigger8) | 61.32 | 95% | 2021-02-28 |
17649. | Vilius (jellytrain) | 61.32 | 97% | 2019-02-27 |
17650. | Air (air01) | 61.31 | 96% | 2022-12-06 |
17651. | Hoonie (hoonieoh) | 61.31 | 95.4% | 2023-10-07 |
17652. | โ (ploop123) | 61.31 | 95% | 2021-05-17 |
17653. | Tsogtbayar (tsogtbayarbox) | 61.31 | 97% | 2016-01-14 |
17654. | Tabari (babycry14) | 61.31 | 97% | 2015-11-13 |
17655. | Springfield (springfield1903) | 61.30 | 98% | 2021-10-23 |
17656. | ISeeRed (iseered) | 61.29 | 97% | 2021-10-07 |
17657. | sammy (sammyismuff) | 61.29 | 94% | 2023-06-15 |
17658. | ara ara (sage_of_six_trees) | 61.29 | 95% | 2020-10-13 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 43,383 | 80.96 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 111 | 85.29 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 26 | 95.47 | February 19, 2019 |
แ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |