So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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14710. | Hampus (hampusus) | 76.24 | 95% | 2012-08-14 |
14711. | Justin (dmobaseball10) | 76.23 | 93% | 2014-02-21 |
14712. | Kurta (kurtaga) | 76.23 | 96% | 2021-01-21 |
14713. | e-ugovor.rs (ufo_lander_and... | 76.23 | 96% | 2023-09-16 |
14714. | Miles (whatnowsun) | 76.23 | 96% | 2022-04-11 |
14715. | Arif (easternpromises) | 76.23 | 97% | 2018-05-20 |
14716. | Dyslexic_J (jamjar_) | 76.22 | 96% | 2021-11-01 |
14717. | Evans (xerodo) | 76.22 | 97% | 2022-05-30 |
14718. | Daniel (dpmaloney) | 76.22 | 96% | 2021-02-24 |
14719. | Stathis (stathis) | 76.22 | 91% | 2016-02-26 |
14720. | Karan (iamkaran2) | 76.22 | 97% | 2021-04-29 |
14721. | Sorin (zarzare) | 76.22 | 98% | 2013-02-18 |
14722. | Pronto (pronto_) | 76.22 | 96% | 2015-04-04 |
14723. | Simon (znail) | 76.22 | 97% | 2015-02-06 |
14724. | Matthew (liberz) | 76.22 | 90% | 2015-12-26 |
14725. | Wtf (ಠ_ಠ) (bahjeng2) | 76.22 | 89% | 2017-01-31 |
14726. | Tzeyan (noddy325) | 76.21 | 97% | 2021-01-15 |
14727. | Samuel (sampro) | 76.21 | 97% | 2018-08-25 |
14728. | Free Palestine (chaoticorder) | 76.21 | 97% | 2018-03-08 |
14729. | Shahid (shaddagreat) | 76.21 | 97% | 2021-02-19 |
14730. | Punkblue (oblivinati) | 76.21 | 96% | 2017-08-18 |
14731. | Water (jeffersonjap) | 76.21 | 97% | 2019-04-23 |
14732. | Brandon (brandstand) | 76.21 | 99% | 2013-08-08 |
14733. | William (bobodahobo54) | 76.20 | 96% | 2021-09-20 |
14734. | Xia (xia0907) | 76.20 | 95.8% | 2023-10-25 |
14735. | Phuong (vuonghdphuong) | 76.20 | 97% | 2018-11-23 |
14736. | Muhammad Iqbal (mitiqi) | 76.20 | 96% | 2014-09-08 |
14737. | Jack (jacknc) | 76.20 | 96% | 2016-01-24 |
14738. | Hildor (cdm2011) | 76.20 | 98% | 2015-01-15 |
14739. | Vivi (veevaa) | 76.19 | 99% | 2021-12-18 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 94,975 | 75.15 | August 3, 2008 |
Instant Death Mode | 112 | 75.44 | April 2, 2010 |
Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
##typeracer | 3 | 62.05 | February 11, 2021 |
TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |