I enjoy having breakfast in bed, I like waking up to the smell of bacon, sue me. And since I don't have a butler, I have to do it myself. So, most nights before I go to bed, I will lay six strips of bacon out on my George Foreman Grill, then I go to sleep. When I wake up I plug in the grill, I go back to sleep again. Then I wake up to the smell of crackling bacon. It is delicious, it's good for me, it's the perfect way to start the day. Today I got up, I stepped onto the grill and it clamped down on my foot... that's it. I don't see what's so hard to believe about that.
—from The Office, a other by Greg Daniels
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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494. | Libor (libeer) | 70.02 | 97% | 2020-12-15 |
495. | coldEr66 (colder66) | 70.01 | 95% | 2020-10-27 |
496. | Ethan (limsimsdimsims) | 69.89 | 98% | 2020-12-20 |
497. | Igor (ylvio) | 69.88 | 97% | 2020-11-19 |
498. | Worm (clockblocker) | 69.85 | 96% | 2020-10-22 |
499. | hi (hi__) | 69.79 | 97% | 2020-12-17 |
500. | Jonas (zamurai88) | 69.64 | 97% | 2020-10-22 |
501. | Cole (coles_lambo_15) | 69.49 | 96% | 2020-10-12 |
502. | Patrick (swave150) | 69.47 | 96% | 2020-12-09 |
503. | BigChungus (vynzvynz) | 69.43 | 96% | 2020-12-13 |
504. | brandon (drunbin) | 69.38 | 97% | 2020-12-17 |
505. | Iamsparta (void_snowy) | 69.24 | 95% | 2020-11-23 |
506. | anntz (reaction__) | 69.22 | 95% | 2020-12-06 |
507. | dulguun (raven520) | 69.15 | 96% | 2020-10-11 |
508. | Fang (fangalpha) | 69.05 | 96% | 2020-11-18 |
509. | Aleksa (alexample) | 69.04 | 97% | 2020-11-23 |
510. | adsfjk (jbcabintoy14) | 69.01 | 94% | 2020-12-19 |
511. | Gabriel (slenders) | 68.94 | 96% | 2020-12-09 |
512. | David (king_cao1) | 68.82 | 95% | 2020-12-03 |
513. | Paul (pauleatsfood) | 68.81 | 94% | 2020-12-03 |
514. | Saruwatori (saruwatori) | 68.78 | 97% | 2020-10-15 |
515. | HiroHero (hirohero89) | 68.73 | 98% | 2020-11-14 |
516. | Halo (halo06) | 68.58 | 94% | 2020-12-13 |
517. | Elias (elifire12) | 68.51 | 96% | 2020-12-15 |
518. | Aang (dorjeaang) | 68.26 | 97% | 2020-12-16 |
519. | Daniel (vugla1994) | 68.21 | 96% | 2020-12-16 |
520. | Ethan (ethanchansk) | 68.18 | 96% | 2020-12-05 |
521. | Brock (astrozerg) | 67.95 | 95% | 2020-11-08 |
522. | Christian (crash1233) | 67.81 | 96% | 2020-11-21 |
523. | mgamble (mgamble) | 67.41 | 97% | 2020-12-04 |
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Default (English) | 1,500 | 106.05 | October 9, 2020 |