So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
---|---|---|---|---|
9680. | Roshan (roshi) | 85.79 | — | 2008-12-13 |
9681. | supmyd00d (clinikillz) | 85.78 | 98% | 2023-03-03 |
9682. | a (jdlwahaha) | 85.78 | 97% | 2021-06-13 |
9683. | jburd (htimseiluj) | 85.78 | 98% | 2013-11-06 |
9684. | Dylan (fosterdill) | 85.78 | 97% | 2014-01-05 |
9685. | Ghassan (lightbeam) | 85.77 | 97% | 2013-07-10 |
9686. | Eros (tigeros) | 85.77 | 97% | 2022-04-16 |
9687. | ppbeto (ppesq) | 85.77 | 94% | 2015-04-13 |
9688. | you (s11054) | 85.77 | 96% | 2019-11-26 |
9689. | john (primitive) | 85.77 | 98% | 2013-10-14 |
9690. | bdr (bbbbbbbbbbb) | 85.77 | 93% | 2016-12-19 |
9691. | Geawea (geawea) | 85.76 | 93% | 2011-12-03 |
9692. | zzRouxfop_ (cryptic_blade) | 85.76 | 98% | 2021-08-27 |
9693. | Shaan (shaany2233) | 85.76 | 94% | 2013-07-13 |
9694. | Daniel (demodrill) | 85.76 | 95% | 2014-11-24 |
9695. | Cor (slmroostls22) | 85.76 | — | 2011-02-07 |
9696. | van (toofasthoot) | 85.75 | 97% | 2022-06-29 |
9697. | Jay (jaygles) | 85.75 | 97% | 2019-08-27 |
9698. | BahDude (majduddin8) | 85.75 | 97% | 2020-10-06 |
9699. | Koi (koisoysauce) | 85.75 | 97% | 2021-04-30 |
9700. | adsfjk (jbcabintoy14) | 85.75 | 96% | 2022-12-01 |
9701. | Michael (javamorris) | 85.75 | 98% | 2016-11-29 |
9702. | Martel (marty87) | 85.75 | — | 2009-08-03 |
9703. | Юрий (libertadore) | 85.75 | 99% | 2011-06-15 |
9704. | FALLACY (mae3505) | 85.74 | 98% | 2012-09-05 |
9705. | Amanda (mandy31182) | 85.74 | 100% | 2014-01-03 |
9706. | simen (weeooweeoo) | 85.74 | 98% | 2019-09-04 |
9707. | David (dungeonsiege) | 85.74 | 91% | 2015-12-12 |
9708. | Bao (baowilliam) | 85.73 | 97% | 2022-04-02 |
9709. | Angie (bnlgusterfan) | 85.73 | 97% | 2016-08-02 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 94,975 | 75.15 | August 3, 2008 |
Instant Death Mode | 112 | 75.44 | April 2, 2010 |
Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
##typeracer | 3 | 62.05 | February 11, 2021 |
TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |