As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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22463. | Hex (thepulkit13) | 44.69 | 95% | 2015-10-26 |
22464. | _-_-_-_ (phelistein) | 44.68 | 94% | 2018-12-18 |
22465. | yasser (yasblack) | 44.68 | 96% | 2022-04-13 |
22466. | Alexander (estraden) | 44.67 | 96% | 2016-06-01 |
22467. | Abdulrahman karkalar (safi3... | 44.66 | 92% | 2021-12-31 |
22468. | anas (anas771989) | 44.64 | 94% | 2016-07-03 |
22469. | Salehbin (saleh_mksd) | 44.63 | 94% | 2022-01-12 |
22470. | gDan (gdan) | 44.59 | 96% | 2021-09-08 |
22471. | andrei (ultramega2) | 44.59 | 95% | 2021-02-10 |
22472. | Ole William (olew5) | 44.59 | 94% | 2019-03-05 |
22473. | Noah Ignacio (nachos_7575) | 44.58 | 95% | 2021-03-05 |
22474. | felix (fel1x) | 44.58 | 97% | 2020-09-11 |
22475. | Yunus (mathhackerbek) | 44.57 | 94% | 2018-10-24 |
22476. | tstats[2_himanshu] (2_himan... | 44.55 | 96% | 2021-05-31 |
22477. | scott (waarth) | 44.55 | 99% | 2018-05-16 |
22478. | melon (themelongirl) | 44.55 | 94.8% | 2021-01-31 |
22479. | tstats[javier_alba] (javier... | 44.54 | 94% | 2015-06-08 |
22480. | Ossi (mobiili) | 44.54 | 95% | 2018-12-27 |
22481. | speed of light (target_80) | 44.54 | 94% | 2021-02-06 |
22482. | Sokmeng (sokmeng) | 44.53 | 96% | 2021-02-27 |
22483. | Grant (dahl192) | 44.53 | 96% | 2021-03-13 |
22484. | Merwyn (merwyn_07) | 44.53 | 95% | 2021-01-08 |
22485. | Dhevin (dheramnauth) | 44.53 | 89% | 2016-05-12 |
22486. | Y (zyx52800) | 44.53 | 95% | 2018-10-21 |
22487. | Zulhanif (zulhanif) | 44.52 | 97% | 2019-01-29 |
22488. | Raihan (raihanmallik71) | 44.51 | 95% | 2023-01-25 |
22489. | Raphi (keyslapperboy) | 44.49 | 95% | 2022-12-26 |
22490. | Sullivan (sullivandvorak) | 44.49 | 96% | 2017-11-28 |
22491. | Emily (esheahan2281) | 44.49 | 95% | 2016-12-02 |
22492. | Sufi (sufist1910) | 44.49 | 90% | 2017-05-01 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 43,383 | 80.96 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 111 | 85.29 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 26 | 95.47 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |