I was crying pointlessly on the kitchen floor. As was common practice during bouts of floor-crying, I was staring straight ahead at nothing in particular and feeling sort of weird about myself. Then, through the film of tears and nothingness, I spotted a tiny shriveled piece of corn under the refrigerator. I don't claim to know why this happened, but when I saw the piece of corn, something snapped inside me, and then that thing twisted through a few permutations of logic that I don't understand, and produced the most confusing bout of uncontrollable, debilitating laughter that I have ever experienced.
—from Hyperbole and a half, a book by Alexandra Brosh
Active since April 12, 2023.
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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827. | blob (blobery) | 92.47 | 97.7% | 2023-10-07 |
828. | Jake (pablojoseidk) | 92.42 | 95.9% | 2023-10-12 |
829. | Fernando (doctornutria) | 92.39 | 97% | 2023-08-28 |
830. | Garrett (grgarrett) | 92.39 | 97% | 2023-05-14 |
831. | Alex (aweylmanfarwell) | 92.34 | 99% | 2023-07-15 |
832. | Eastsky712 (eastsky714) | 92.34 | 97% | 2023-06-15 |
833. | progoo (progoo) | 92.29 | 97% | 2024-02-04 |
834. | (-_-) (bvw400) | 92.27 | 96.3% | 2023-10-12 |
835. | griV (griv) | 92.26 | 97.5% | 2023-12-10 |
836. | Gainz (gainz_machine) | 92.26 | 97% | 2023-08-19 |
837. | Kevin (yurts) | 92.25 | 95% | 2023-08-13 |
838. | Crossplayz (crossplayz) | 92.24 | 97% | 2023-11-27 |
839. | Brian (bgan) | 92.20 | 97% | 2023-05-30 |
840. | Laurence (laurence42) | 92.20 | 97% | 2023-09-29 |
841. | Roboute (robosote) | 92.16 | 97% | 2023-06-06 |
842. | Sanic (192378) | 92.10 | 97% | 2023-04-29 |
843. | tstats[jancs] (jancs) | 92.08 | 96% | 2023-05-19 |
844. | Shivam Rai (shivamrai162) | 92.05 | 97% | 2023-08-26 |
845. | crytl (crytl) | 92.04 | 97.7% | 2023-12-02 |
846. | ws (wdsyywd) | 92.00 | 98% | 2023-09-11 |
847. | Violet (fierypotato) | 91.99 | 98% | 2023-09-20 |
848. | Robert (typeson) | 91.96 | 98% | 2023-09-07 |
849. | K (sunfalls) | 91.95 | 99% | 2023-08-30 |
850. | greed (greedthelazy) | 91.92 | 98% | 2023-07-06 |
851. | taisynara (iloveyoukomi) | 91.91 | 97% | 2023-08-28 |
852. | BioFare (colemakinginprogress) | 91.90 | 96.8% | 2023-10-14 |
853. | Ethan (bihone) | 91.82 | 97% | 2023-08-30 |
854. | 🔰Rayster (rayster1) | 91.80 | 99% | 2023-07-04 |
855. | Derek (thenyaz) | 91.80 | 97.4% | 2023-10-26 |
856. | Armando (mandy1339) | 91.72 | 100% | 2023-09-08 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
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Default (English) | 1,598 | 97.18 | April 12, 2023 |