As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
---|---|---|---|---|
17771. | Lachlan (_hammer_) | 60.99 | 96% | 2016-08-01 |
17772. | Lazar (asdfzola) | 60.99 | 96% | 2021-02-10 |
17773. | Jeremi SIhotang (jeremi2000) | 60.99 | 94% | 2016-07-21 |
17774. | Eric (etwijaya) | 60.99 | 92% | 2016-05-26 |
17775. | Nenad (sima_car) | 60.99 | 88% | 2017-05-01 |
17776. | Liam (lime_da_bestest_colemak) | 60.98 | 98% | 2021-11-14 |
17777. | Anthony (amontano2202) | 60.98 | 95% | 2018-04-12 |
17778. | Peter (vajco) | 60.97 | 98% | 2021-07-28 |
17779. | Bakytbek (bakytbek) | 60.97 | 96.7% | 2021-02-14 |
17780. | Ken (kenneth09) | 60.97 | 96% | 2016-06-16 |
17781. | Ahmad (farisnotfafis) | 60.96 | 97% | 2020-05-24 |
17782. | Qace (qace) | 60.96 | 96% | 2020-10-26 |
17783. | Jessica (snowboots12) | 60.95 | 97% | 2017-08-26 |
17784. | Bayu (daiki_bayu) | 60.95 | 94% | 2015-12-07 |
17785. | Ayush (ayush_2003) | 60.95 | 95% | 2022-07-23 |
17786. | Anton (_ankor) | 60.95 | 98% | 2021-12-25 |
17787. | MM (blunderingpeon12) | 60.94 | 97% | 2020-08-29 |
17788. | Oliver (linearboy) | 60.94 | 93% | 2022-06-17 |
17789. | Xavi (xavi1233) | 60.94 | 96.9% | 2023-09-29 |
17790. | Jamie (jambastastic) | 60.94 | 98% | 2018-01-29 |
17791. | goobe (ilikescheese) | 60.93 | 95% | 2020-10-02 |
17792. | Jessie (unicorn_lion) | 60.93 | 90% | 2015-07-19 |
17793. | kekstee (kekstee) | 60.93 | 93% | 2015-09-17 |
17794. | Kebbeth (kebbeth) | 60.92 | 86% | 2017-05-07 |
17795. | Dennis (bejdenn) | 60.91 | 94% | 2021-06-02 |
17796. | Tanver (tanverrupos) | 60.91 | 97% | 2020-04-19 |
17797. | hooman (andriiginting) | 60.91 | 96% | 2019-03-21 |
17798. | BABA (viku_y) | 60.90 | 95% | 2023-03-10 |
17799. | Sleepy (sleepyking) | 60.90 | 96% | 2021-05-06 |
17800. | Daniel (bl00ber99) | 60.90 | 91% | 2015-05-19 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 43,383 | 80.96 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 111 | 85.29 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 26 | 95.47 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |