So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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20338. | janice (ctc_janice) | 66.73 | 90% | 2011-11-10 |
20339. | Alex (avexti) | 66.73 | 96% | 2020-08-28 |
20340. | Biased (biased) | 66.72 | 92% | 2016-04-17 |
20341. | Professor (professorprotons) | 66.72 | 95% | 2021-06-28 |
20342. | Lee (enelledee) | 66.72 | 98% | 2020-10-27 |
20343. | moshpad (moshpad) | 66.72 | 94% | 2011-11-01 |
20344. | Konstantin (i_am_dosh) | 66.72 | — | 2010-01-25 |
20345. | deepak (deepakprasad) | 66.72 | 96% | 2016-04-24 |
20346. | bagel on laptop (randyr6) | 66.71 | 96% | 2019-09-25 |
20347. | practicing (mio17) | 66.71 | 97% | 2021-01-09 |
20348. | Mark Egan (ehgan) | 66.71 | 95% | 2016-08-23 |
20349. | Yu Jin (yjkim96) | 66.71 | — | 2011-03-21 |
20350. | suchir (eternalzx) | 66.70 | 98% | 2021-06-08 |
20351. | Ynnah (hiynnah) | 66.70 | 94% | 2014-03-08 |
20352. | Sam (samjm) | 66.70 | 94% | 2020-10-23 |
20353. | Parth (parth96) | 66.70 | 95% | 2022-09-15 |
20354. | Jake (jakemiester127) | 66.69 | 96% | 2017-09-14 |
20355. | שפיצער (spitzer722) | 66.69 | 98% | 2021-04-27 |
20356. | Mishel (holosight) | 66.69 | 95% | 2021-11-06 |
20357. | yeet (yeetanut) | 66.69 | 95% | 2020-12-18 |
20358. | Shahzaingun (shahzaingun) | 66.69 | 96% | 2019-10-14 |
20359. | Anup (anpya) | 66.69 | 95% | 2014-09-12 |
20360. | Mykola (nikoliazekter) | 66.69 | 90% | 2017-04-16 |
20361. | cherry (cherryleung) | 66.69 | — | 2010-08-05 |
20362. | Kowalski (kowalskichris) | 66.68 | 97% | 2023-09-25 |
20363. | Barry (barry_mccockinerr) | 66.68 | 95% | 2020-10-06 |
20364. | Tristan (tristan_chan11) | 66.68 | 98% | 2022-05-16 |
20365. | pranked (pranker666) | 66.68 | 95% | 2021-05-17 |
20366. | Kardo (kardoj) | 66.68 | 95% | 2016-12-15 |
20367. | Steven (ldlib) | 66.67 | 99% | 2023-03-04 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 94,975 | 75.15 | August 3, 2008 |
Instant Death Mode | 112 | 75.44 | April 2, 2010 |
Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
##typeracer | 3 | 62.05 | February 11, 2021 |
TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |