As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
---|---|---|---|---|
14792. | Filip (jagi125) | 68.70 | 96% | 2019-05-29 |
14793. | Bryan (jamgam) | 68.70 | 97% | 2019-09-25 |
14794. | Stable (delux77) | 68.70 | 94% | 2015-12-04 |
14795. | Alejandro (akakmx) | 68.70 | 97% | 2018-02-04 |
14796. | Sanmeel (sanmeel) | 68.69 | 97% | 2021-04-19 |
14797. | cobalt (cobaltp) | 68.69 | 95% | 2023-05-01 |
14798. | tstats[anotherbandkid] (ano... | 68.69 | 93% | 2015-09-27 |
14799. | NonStop (nonstopgamer) | 68.69 | 97% | 2021-03-04 |
14800. | typing (ishard) | 68.69 | 96% | 2020-09-30 |
14801. | wowzers (hi_imaleks) | 68.69 | 95% | 2020-11-15 |
14802. | earomc (earomc) | 68.69 | 96% | 2021-05-20 |
14803. | argyrw not steno real wpm (... | 68.69 | 97% | 2019-04-05 |
14804. | FrostyInfinitum (frostyinfi... | 68.68 | 96% | 2021-12-28 |
14805. | Jethro (jethrofort) | 68.68 | 97% | 2021-10-19 |
14806. | Vincent (pachomme) | 68.68 | 98% | 2018-07-23 |
14807. | High (highbeach) | 68.68 | 96% | 2019-11-24 |
14808. | Joe (agentcursez) | 68.67 | 90% | 2016-08-26 |
14809. | kathol (kathol) | 68.67 | 97% | 2020-01-16 |
14810. | hotmama (jaggid) | 68.67 | 95% | 2020-09-06 |
14811. | Leonardo (zeshi) | 68.67 | 86% | 2016-01-13 |
14812. | J (fluffernutter345) | 68.67 | 99% | 2015-11-21 |
14813. | Daniel (dannymon77) | 68.66 | 97% | 2022-04-09 |
14814. | ExtraSauce (thundertyping) | 68.66 | 95% | 2021-12-13 |
14815. | Aparesh (aparex) | 68.66 | 96% | 2021-11-14 |
14816. | Ryan (ryanbrwr) | 68.66 | 96% | 2023-05-19 |
14817. | Mish (mrandersonneo) | 68.65 | 98% | 2021-04-14 |
14818. | pontus (sytraxz) | 68.65 | 97% | 2023-08-31 |
14819. | Kon (mrhardrocker98) | 68.65 | 88% | 2016-06-01 |
14820. | Rohit (flymonkeyfly) | 68.65 | 95% | 2016-01-15 |
14821. | Sang Yoon (the_big_d_1228) | 68.64 | 96% | 2020-04-01 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 43,383 | 80.96 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 111 | 85.29 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 26 | 95.47 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |