So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
---|---|---|---|---|
13460. | PBH (pbh19950) | 78.44 | 94% | 2012-07-19 |
13461. | Alexander (rodion) | 78.43 | 98% | 2015-04-18 |
13462. | chiru (phenggot200darken) | 78.43 | 96% | 2022-01-10 |
13463. | Skulkan (skulkan) | 78.43 | 94% | 2015-05-16 |
13464. | Kamil (maxxqueen) | 78.43 | 100% | 2016-07-08 |
13465. | Aleem Arshad (alley136) | 78.43 | — | 2010-11-16 |
13466. | Jeremy (z_jeremyz) | 78.42 | 93% | 2011-08-09 |
13467. | Ain'tPro (typelikeaboss123) | 78.42 | 98% | 2016-05-26 |
13468. | Pan (dip797) | 78.42 | 92% | 2012-12-16 |
13469. | John (vkts) | 78.42 | 98% | 2017-02-19 |
13470. | Robert (privateer) | 78.42 | 98% | 2013-04-22 |
13471. | Adam (borasz) | 78.42 | 95% | 2017-02-09 |
13472. | Kaj (kajvdh) | 78.41 | 95% | 2013-05-18 |
13473. | clarence (zerogly) | 78.40 | 97% | 2021-11-06 |
13474. | Luis (luismiguelcopadiaz) | 78.40 | 97% | 2021-06-01 |
13475. | Jeff (charsapoo) | 78.40 | — | 2011-04-12 |
13476. | Steeny (divastin) | 78.39 | 91% | 2014-10-27 |
13477. | Sissel (theonetrite) | 78.39 | 95% | 2022-04-04 |
13478. | THE_ONE (wejdan_23) | 78.39 | 95.8% | 2023-10-19 |
13479. | PARAG (parroye) | 78.39 | 96% | 2013-07-16 |
13480. | Tim (jackychan564) | 78.39 | 92% | 2016-03-14 |
13481. | Nim (nim1chimpsky) | 78.39 | 96% | 2021-11-07 |
13482. | hackthemoon (hackthemoon) | 78.39 | 97% | 2022-10-08 |
13483. | Han (mozes) | 78.39 | — | 2009-04-17 |
13484. | Fayaz Ali (fayazalilashari) | 78.39 | 96% | 2011-09-15 |
13485. | johnbutactuallynotjohn (yes... | 78.38 | 97% | 2021-06-19 |
13486. | Thuan (cloud9) | 78.38 | — | 2008-11-23 |
13487. | Abhay (abhay_hadez) | 78.38 | 96% | 2021-10-10 |
13488. | Bob (bobderbauer) | 78.38 | 96% | 2021-03-01 |
13489. | Kukk (knightpikachu) | 78.38 | 96% | 2018-10-24 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 94,975 | 75.15 | August 3, 2008 |
Instant Death Mode | 112 | 75.44 | April 2, 2010 |
Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
##typeracer | 3 | 62.05 | February 11, 2021 |
TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |