So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
---|---|---|---|---|
10579. | mh (mhan) | 83.88 | 98% | 2012-10-06 |
10580. | bebe (bebene) | 83.88 | 95% | 2012-02-07 |
10581. | Cody (smartwentcody) | 83.87 | 92% | 2011-05-27 |
10582. | jade (jadekat) | 83.87 | 97% | 2019-08-23 |
10583. | cee (cxelle) | 83.86 | 97% | 2021-04-17 |
10584. | Bagged (bagged_milk33) | 83.86 | 98% | 2021-04-10 |
10585. | avi (dude571) | 83.86 | 98% | 2014-05-05 |
10586. | Ellen (tjsgkb) | 83.85 | 91% | 2011-11-04 |
10587. | mercury (uranianumbra) | 83.85 | 98% | 2022-01-11 |
10588. | Chandrano (lawlner) | 83.85 | 97% | 2023-07-01 |
10589. | Gavin (gavinhardison) | 83.85 | 93% | 2016-08-03 |
10590. | :) (pennani) | 83.85 | 97% | 2022-05-13 |
10591. | King (kingthiccness) | 83.85 | 98% | 2022-01-09 |
10592. | Maria (mariaotonashi) | 83.85 | 96% | 2022-02-09 |
10593. | peter (mazzmos) | 83.85 | 96% | 2012-12-09 |
10594. | Faisal (faisalsharif1) | 83.85 | 95% | 2012-07-26 |
10595. | Scott (a_simple_educator) | 83.84 | 98% | 2022-07-18 |
10596. | Arnon (bonfuifui) | 83.84 | 97.7% | 2021-02-08 |
10597. | Sean (mathematics0) | 83.84 | — | 2008-12-17 |
10598. | Vince (novaveteran) | 83.84 | 99% | 2013-01-27 |
10599. | Zeke (itzzeke) | 83.84 | 98% | 2019-09-14 |
10600. | Matti (d3_aston) | 83.84 | 98% | 2018-08-24 |
10601. | Will (rdtomgrcr) | 83.84 | 99% | 2018-08-18 |
10602. | ProbablyButter (probablybut... | 83.84 | 94% | 2016-05-05 |
10603. | Joshua (lysergicdie) | 83.83 | 98% | 2022-04-06 |
10604. | sarai (yuki3721) | 83.83 | 97% | 2020-09-13 |
10605. | Sukant (sukant) | 83.83 | 97% | 2021-06-12 |
10606. | Mishinz (mishinz) | 83.83 | — | 2009-02-18 |
10607. | Amy (da_typa999) | 83.82 | 98% | 2017-05-19 |
10608. | Derrick (derrickliang) | 83.82 | 97% | 2023-04-15 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 94,975 | 75.15 | August 3, 2008 |
Instant Death Mode | 112 | 75.44 | April 2, 2010 |
Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
##typeracer | 3 | 62.05 | February 11, 2021 |
TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |