The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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2746. | batbold (bb__) | 112.77 | 100% | 2023-07-27 |
2747. | francisco (francisco85) | 112.76 | 96% | 2012-09-14 |
2748. | kek (vxwooh) | 112.76 | 96% | 2013-03-28 |
2749. | Herman (pyrophilic) | 112.76 | 97% | 2013-06-19 |
2750. | Shawn (filipinofriend) | 112.76 | 99% | 2022-10-07 |
2751. | Karlie (karlie1234) | 112.75 | 97% | 2016-05-03 |
2752. | Koos (koos) | 112.75 | 98% | 2014-01-07 |
2753. | Allan (theallang) | 112.74 | — | 2010-09-08 |
2754. | yee (lalaimpala) | 112.74 | 98% | 2022-03-29 |
2755. | Ray (iconoclasm84) | 112.73 | 99% | 2015-05-28 |
2756. | Tien (thetientran) | 112.73 | 98% | 2022-12-30 |
2757. | Shark (pabst) | 112.72 | 97% | 2019-05-01 |
2758. | Swan (swanwrona) | 112.71 | 97% | 2017-12-20 |
2759. | Alexander (need4speed402) | 112.71 | 98% | 2023-01-27 |
2760. | Indonesia's Number One (non... | 112.70 | 96% | 2022-06-28 |
2761. | Samuel (guardiase) | 112.69 | 98% | 2011-06-28 |
2762. | Nyu (elfenlied) | 112.68 | — | 2009-10-10 |
2763. | Doug (ishanu22) | 112.68 | 97% | 2012-11-01 |
2764. | Serious (serious) | 112.67 | — | 2010-10-29 |
2765. | Max (winstonlisa) | 112.67 | 99% | 2020-07-22 |
2766. | Stefan (sneusatz) | 112.64 | — | 2009-05-16 |
2767. | Erick (kingnidhogg) | 112.64 | 94% | 2016-11-17 |
2768. | Adrianix (adrianixx) | 112.63 | 98% | 2022-09-30 |
2769. | zhongfu (zhongfu) | 112.63 | 91% | 2016-01-29 |
2770. | Ed (authenticzephyr) | 112.63 | 94% | 2011-08-06 |
2771. | NG (soultama) | 112.63 | 96% | 2012-09-19 |
2772. | msun641 (msun641) | 112.62 | — | 2011-04-14 |
2773. | xiaobai (superbarnie) | 112.62 | 99% | 2020-05-25 |
2774. | Donald (dhonuill) | 112.62 | 99% | 2016-10-22 |
2775. | Anna (misslua1) | 112.62 | 98% | 2020-03-11 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
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Default (English) | 85,247 | 82.46 | August 19, 2008 |
Long Texts | 95 | 86.18 | December 31, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 81 | 88.45 | March 30, 2010 |
##typeracer | 4 | 83.41 | January 21, 2021 |
Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |