As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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18923. | kevin (vampiric) | 58.03 | 98% | 2019-12-25 |
18924. | thynic (thynic) | 58.03 | 96.9% | 2021-02-23 |
18925. | Enzo (60wpmwhat) | 58.03 | 86% | 2015-04-09 |
18926. | Kareem (kareemayman) | 58.03 | 96% | 2021-01-03 |
18927. | Doctor (freakahontas) | 58.03 | 98% | 2020-05-01 |
18928. | Adnilem (adnilem1647) | 58.02 | 95% | 2022-08-06 |
18929. | Zack (tehlife) | 58.02 | 94% | 2021-01-18 |
18930. | Saeed (tanhatan2007) | 58.02 | 94.5% | 2021-02-11 |
18931. | Chung Ming (ma_chung_ming) | 58.02 | 97% | 2016-10-17 |
18932. | Kira (ak292) | 58.02 | 96% | 2016-10-26 |
18933. | Albert (certikbertik) | 58.01 | 97% | 2021-04-18 |
18934. | Itay (positronical) | 58.01 | 95% | 2019-09-11 |
18935. | Bill (bill497) | 58.00 | 96% | 2018-01-21 |
18936. | Scalmole (scalmole) | 58.00 | 96% | 2020-10-24 |
18937. | Ali (alowee) | 58.00 | 93% | 2017-11-12 |
18938. | Michael (bluejay87652) | 58.00 | 96% | 2018-11-08 |
18939. | Iros (iros) | 57.99 | 96.2% | 2021-02-06 |
18940. | Carlos (cccalmeida) | 57.99 | 98% | 2015-09-30 |
18941. | Nathan (nayteo) | 57.98 | 94% | 2016-02-15 |
18942. | Frank (nkre) | 57.98 | 97% | 2017-11-30 |
18943. | Valur (kuntupoki) | 57.97 | 96% | 2018-04-12 |
18944. | sk (beast_mode7) | 57.97 | 96% | 2021-03-11 |
18945. | C. (roye7758) | 57.97 | 86% | 2015-06-04 |
18946. | Anton (askadv) | 57.97 | 94% | 2016-11-25 |
18947. | patrick jed (luckyninja3412) | 57.96 | 95% | 2020-12-19 |
18948. | justtry (justtry) | 57.95 | 97% | 2017-06-06 |
18949. | Emdadul (emdad439) | 57.95 | 97% | 2019-12-07 |
18950. | Jude (dukapa) | 57.95 | 82% | 2016-11-29 |
18951. | Dhaval (dhaval_) | 57.94 | 97% | 2023-09-09 |
18952. | Mohammad (abdel3leam) | 57.94 | 96% | 2021-10-14 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 43,383 | 80.96 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 111 | 85.29 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 26 | 95.47 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |