As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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13914. | deniz (dendiz) | 70.85 | 91% | 2016-03-29 |
13915. | 日本が大好き (kawce4) | 70.84 | 98% | 2022-11-27 |
13916. | afads (dafishh46) | 70.84 | 94% | 2022-12-20 |
13917. | Sandesh (sandeshjoshi) | 70.84 | 96% | 2023-02-19 |
13918. | Joel (jouel) | 70.82 | 98% | 2021-10-24 |
13919. | kwingkwing (kwingkwing) | 70.82 | 86% | 2015-05-21 |
13920. | speezlab (speezlab) | 70.81 | 96% | 2023-02-20 |
13921. | James (fintero) | 70.81 | 96% | 2022-06-01 |
13922. | YLime (lacua) | 70.80 | 97% | 2021-11-26 |
13923. | Pascal (annoyedspy) | 70.80 | 97% | 2021-07-19 |
13924. | Bryce (nomazu) | 70.79 | 98% | 2018-02-01 |
13925. | ejaz (ejazleh) | 70.79 | 98% | 2022-07-25 |
13926. | Eugene (lilgene1) | 70.78 | 94% | 2020-11-30 |
13927. | Neo (neostriker) | 70.78 | 98% | 2017-09-15 |
13928. | Aeronova (aero14) | 70.78 | 99.1% | 2023-10-29 |
13929. | TD (pussiahma) | 70.78 | 96% | 2019-09-21 |
13930. | Calvin (karubinkuu) | 70.77 | 97% | 2023-09-18 |
13931. | Dovi (imacat) | 70.77 | 95% | 2019-06-02 |
13932. | NAGAMOTO (hussain_vx) | 70.77 | 96% | 2023-08-30 |
13933. | Wojciech (wojtekhp) | 70.77 | 98% | 2018-05-23 |
13934. | Devon (mediocrityatbest) | 70.76 | 97% | 2022-11-28 |
13935. | Jon (bdnoj618) | 70.76 | 91% | 2015-06-11 |
13936. | banshing (banshing) | 70.76 | 94% | 2016-08-03 |
13937. | Owlfy (owlfy) | 70.75 | 96.5% | 2023-09-21 |
13938. | Bruce (psycho777) | 70.75 | 95% | 2024-01-21 |
13939. | Dongfeng (besieger) | 70.75 | 97% | 2020-08-03 |
13940. | Obviously a hacker (obvious... | 70.75 | 94% | 2016-06-03 |
13941. | Daniel (cool_nerd88) | 70.75 | 98% | 2017-08-16 |
13942. | _____ (____________________... | 70.75 | 97% | 2015-09-12 |
13943. | Cain (gigabite) | 70.74 | 95% | 2022-08-20 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 43,383 | 80.96 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 111 | 85.29 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 26 | 95.47 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |