As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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22570. | JBK (jeyabalakrishnan) | 44.03 | 96% | 2021-10-24 |
22571. | Ruda (epic_333) | 44.02 | 94% | 2021-01-16 |
22572. | Mark (stupidatty) | 44.02 | 95% | 2018-07-16 |
22573. | Tarif (tarifdxd) | 44.02 | 97% | 2022-02-05 |
22574. | Beigut (beysenkhan) | 44.01 | 95% | 2018-05-17 |
22575. | jhon (jim_the_typer) | 44.01 | 96% | 2023-03-05 |
22576. | CommanderJiJi (jeromealmogu... | 44.01 | 92% | 2021-06-13 |
22577. | Maurote (gordaceo) | 44.01 | 97% | 2021-04-22 |
22578. | Kif (kifm) | 44.01 | 94% | 2020-11-25 |
22579. | Aicez (cluelessbruh) | 44.00 | 96% | 2021-10-31 |
22580. | Farshid Abrar Labib (bestla... | 44.00 | 95% | 2023-04-30 |
22581. | bird (bird18199) | 43.99 | 94% | 2022-07-12 |
22582. | akum! (solargiants) | 43.99 | 95% | 2021-12-15 |
22583. | Minh (mhn15920) | 43.98 | 95% | 2016-07-08 |
22584. | Feakl (feakl) | 43.98 | 94% | 2022-02-13 |
22585. | Dipu (dipu008) | 43.98 | 94% | 2016-10-19 |
22586. | Stepien (stepien) | 43.97 | 96% | 2020-05-13 |
22587. | Hasan (ihassan) | 43.97 | 91% | 2016-10-26 |
22588. | Arnav (variable_seal) | 43.96 | 95% | 2021-08-06 |
22589. | Firat Cem (cemxr9) | 43.96 | 96% | 2022-01-25 |
22590. | mahmoud hossam (wirter) | 43.92 | 95% | 2022-10-11 |
22591. | Gnany (gnanyadapa) | 43.92 | 96% | 2022-04-23 |
22592. | Jabari (jxbzie) | 43.92 | 98% | 2023-01-09 |
22593. | nuk (engineeer) | 43.87 | 96% | 2016-09-28 |
22594. | NightBaRron1412 (amoor22009) | 43.85 | 94% | 2022-05-16 |
22595. | hanzclaw (himanshu_24) | 43.85 | 97% | 2021-03-21 |
22596. | R (fjasifjaficaom) | 43.84 | 93% | 2021-11-23 |
22597. | Amit (xhale) | 43.84 | 95% | 2021-01-26 |
22598. | rinas (dont_look_at_keyboard) | 43.83 | 93% | 2023-06-09 |
22599. | k (retardedtypist) | 43.83 | 97% | 2020-01-21 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 43,383 | 80.96 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 111 | 85.29 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 26 | 95.47 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |