So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
---|---|---|---|---|
10886. | Nom (nom_nom) | 83.22 | 94% | 2021-02-12 |
10887. | cL (cynibro) | 83.22 | 98% | 2021-01-10 |
10888. | OP (gottagofast) | 83.21 | 93% | 2012-05-01 |
10889. | . (apeninspaaace) | 83.21 | 96% | 2022-02-06 |
10890. | Austin (thespasticsurgeon) | 83.21 | 96% | 2016-08-26 |
10891. | Jeremy (jpl62793) | 83.21 | — | 2010-04-12 |
10892. | Yoci (yociee) | 83.21 | 98% | 2018-12-21 |
10893. | Adam (toaadam) | 83.21 | 97% | 2016-11-09 |
10894. | AUDAHA (audaha) | 83.21 | 92% | 2012-03-11 |
10895. | Finn (finnreid19) | 83.20 | 97% | 2018-10-22 |
10896. | Daniel (kyoogoo) | 83.20 | 96% | 2021-01-16 |
10897. | Kyle (zerpy) | 83.20 | 89% | 2015-08-12 |
10898. | Ari (aginghero) | 83.20 | 99% | 2013-10-20 |
10899. | Paolo (cheruphim) | 83.20 | 89% | 2011-12-23 |
10900. | Brandon (prowling) | 83.20 | — | 2010-08-04 |
10901. | Marek (ksydry_nt_pbt) | 83.20 | 95% | 2017-04-15 |
10902. | DAndH (dandh) | 83.19 | — | 2009-05-19 |
10903. | sergio (sergiomagnvs) | 83.19 | 95% | 2013-02-23 |
10904. | Guest (icqx) | 83.19 | 96% | 2013-10-02 |
10905. | Nature (nature) | 83.19 | — | 2011-01-22 |
10906. | coolapple (coolapple) | 83.18 | 95% | 2022-05-07 |
10907. | tstats[roselaflesh] (rosela... | 83.18 | 96% | 2014-02-12 |
10908. | Elisa (elisac00) | 83.18 | 98% | 2017-11-08 |
10909. | eileen (ninecups) | 83.17 | 95% | 2015-08-07 |
10910. | vilapet (vilapet) | 83.17 | 98% | 2022-11-08 |
10911. | Galamb (galamb) | 83.17 | 96% | 2022-07-22 |
10912. | Emmanuel (bodmas) | 83.17 | 98% | 2018-01-10 |
10913. | 景云 (__qwop) | 83.17 | 95% | 2014-05-16 |
10914. | Jon (varunasky) | 83.17 | — | 2010-10-25 |
10915. | Trevor (doyouevencodebro) | 83.17 | 98% | 2013-09-19 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 94,975 | 75.15 | August 3, 2008 |
Instant Death Mode | 112 | 75.44 | April 2, 2010 |
Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
##typeracer | 3 | 62.05 | February 11, 2021 |
TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |