What is my perfect crime? I break into Tiffany's at midnight. Do I go for the vault? No, I go for the chandelier. It's priceless. As I'm taking it down, a woman catches me. She tells me to stop. It's her father's business. She's Tiffany. I say no. We make love all night. In the morning, the cops come and I escape in one of their uniforms. I tell her to meet me in Mexico, but I go to Canada. I don't trust her. Besides, I like the cold. Thirty years later, I get a postcard. I have a son and he's the chief of police. This is where the story gets interesting. I tell Tiffany to meet me in Paris by the Trocadero. She's been waiting for me all these years. She's never taken another lover. I don't care. I don't show up. I go to Berlin. That's where I stashed the chandelier.
—from The Office, a movie by Ricky Gervais
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1320. | cortmarshal (cortmarshal) | 83.42 | 97% | 2020-10-19 |
1321. | mogh (mogh) | 83.40 | 97% | 2018-09-24 |
1322. | Zorgot (zorgot) | 83.38 | 97% | 2019-09-28 |
1323. | Brandon (doommonky) | 83.36 | 97% | 2018-07-17 |
1324. | xena (scogx3281) | 83.32 | 95% | 2020-11-30 |
1325. | Isaac (dolemitesundae) | 83.30 | 98% | 2020-06-29 |
1326. | Ross (rossh) | 83.22 | 98% | 2020-08-12 |
1327. | anguelo (anguelo) | 83.21 | 98% | 2020-10-11 |
1328. | Evan (decone) | 83.21 | 97% | 2020-11-13 |
1329. | Omngineer (omnibro) | 83.19 | 98% | 2020-08-25 |
1330. | Kevin (logia) | 83.16 | 97% | 2020-03-18 |
1331. | Katie (klennon) | 83.15 | 96% | 2018-01-05 |
1332. | Cheska (cheesekuh) | 83.08 | 97% | 2018-03-18 |
1333. | Nate (thebignate) | 83.08 | 97% | 2020-08-14 |
1334. | Vic (vic70537) | 83.06 | 97% | 2020-12-12 |
1335. | Maybe (maybecow) | 83.05 | 99% | 2020-12-05 |
1336. | Asgard (iasgard) | 82.99 | 97% | 2018-09-16 |
1337. | Daniel (oksshammy) | 82.97 | 97% | 2018-05-12 |
1338. | Swag (oaschi) | 82.88 | 97% | 2019-03-21 |
1339. | Bbarry (g3xz0r) | 82.85 | 96% | 2017-12-12 |
1340. | SwissMade (swissmade122) | 82.84 | 97% | 2020-07-09 |
1341. | Laura (laurasee) | 82.83 | 98% | 2020-12-15 |
1342. | Hadeed (hadeedji) | 82.81 | 96% | 2020-10-03 |
1343. | caique (caiquelira) | 82.76 | 98% | 2020-03-27 |
1344. | yes (emmericlee) | 82.75 | 94% | 2018-05-22 |
1345. | Zapsie (zapsie) | 82.75 | 95% | 2019-03-27 |
1346. | 0 (gochoo) | 82.74 | 97% | 2018-08-08 |
1347. | Alex (drummerguy) | 82.74 | 98% | 2019-08-20 |
1348. | weaker (colemaknublet) | 82.73 | 98% | 2018-01-18 |
1349. | Karl (karl_learns_steno) | 82.64 | 93% | 2019-09-13 |
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