As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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5424. | Goscinny (goscinny) | 93.69 | 98% | 2017-10-05 |
5425. | tetterdetet (tetterdetet) | 93.69 | 97% | 2016-01-08 |
5426. | henlo (ireason) | 93.69 | 95% | 2015-05-08 |
5427. | Benjamin (poopbuttman42) | 93.68 | 96% | 2023-06-08 |
5428. | Alex (alexveonneth) | 93.68 | 96% | 2015-06-01 |
5429. | Jashan (jashaan) | 93.68 | 95% | 2016-02-26 |
5430. | Diz (dzlzrd) | 93.67 | 99% | 2018-08-26 |
5431. | Steven (seksiartist) | 93.67 | 96% | 2019-01-29 |
5432. | 青豆 (aydoo) | 93.66 | 98% | 2019-09-11 |
5433. | Oliver (olivertee) | 93.66 | 94% | 2016-03-10 |
5434. | ross (thornito) | 93.65 | 97% | 2023-04-23 |
5435. | Alutic (alutic) | 93.65 | 99% | 2022-09-24 |
5436. | Alon (alon276) | 93.65 | 99% | 2015-09-09 |
5437. | Nate (natejiro) | 93.65 | 99% | 2021-03-20 |
5438. | Memat (memat) | 93.65 | 97% | 2021-10-14 |
5439. | crasyfingers (crasyfingers) | 93.65 | 100% | 2016-10-07 |
5440. | N3gativeZero (whatsupbrandon) | 93.64 | 97.6% | 2023-09-26 |
5441. | updog (danielseow) | 93.64 | 97% | 2021-07-12 |
5442. | Salar (iamtyga29) | 93.64 | 96% | 2016-02-28 |
5443. | Alesandro (alesandroalbert) | 93.64 | 98% | 2019-08-26 |
5444. | T (casey_anthony) | 93.64 | 93% | 2016-05-22 |
5445. | BE4ST (jb2k1) | 93.64 | 99% | 2019-05-29 |
5446. | JuantonomoeTTV (juantonomoe) | 93.63 | 98% | 2018-01-25 |
5447. | DRose's ACL (megaman_exe) | 93.63 | 97% | 2018-09-13 |
5448. | Newland (oldwutter) | 93.63 | 97% | 2022-04-09 |
5449. | E_N (ee_nn) | 93.62 | 98% | 2022-07-25 |
5450. | MamyPoko (mamypoko) | 93.62 | 98% | 2018-03-31 |
5451. | Fast (kabozhi) | 93.61 | 95% | 2015-07-02 |
5452. | JAWN (johnsusername) | 93.61 | 99% | 2015-09-04 |
5453. | Mark (mahkuh) | 93.61 | 98% | 2019-01-05 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 43,383 | 80.96 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 111 | 85.29 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 26 | 95.47 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |