As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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7031. | Gilbert (gilberto47831) | 88.54 | 96% | 2021-03-15 |
7032. | ph (phmi) | 88.54 | 99% | 2019-09-04 |
7033. | Ryan (xdsmileydx) | 88.53 | 95% | 2016-02-16 |
7034. | bub (_bubble) | 88.53 | 97% | 2021-11-11 |
7035. | Thomas (tamitall) | 88.52 | 99% | 2020-08-19 |
7036. | RRKS (rrks43) | 88.52 | 98% | 2021-05-09 |
7037. | S (chimerahitman) | 88.52 | 98% | 2016-05-19 |
7038. | Ken (i_eat_lights) | 88.52 | 98% | 2020-01-23 |
7039. | jade (jadekat) | 88.51 | 98% | 2019-08-26 |
7040. | Nasir (nasirshah) | 88.51 | 91% | 2015-11-24 |
7041. | Iddy (iddy1997) | 88.51 | 97% | 2017-01-06 |
7042. | Derek (djw191) | 88.49 | 98% | 2023-07-20 |
7043. | HEAD (head_hunter) | 88.49 | 96% | 2022-10-01 |
7044. | Kyle (asianshroudy) | 88.49 | 97% | 2023-04-06 |
7045. | Jeremy (gamingbull) | 88.49 | 98% | 2022-10-18 |
7046. | Mason (kim_jong_un_) | 88.49 | 97% | 2017-06-29 |
7047. | Hyzin (hyzin) | 88.48 | 96% | 2023-12-11 |
7048. | Amir (amirahmedimtiaz) | 88.48 | 99% | 2024-03-19 |
7049. | unmurderable (unmurderable) | 88.48 | 97.8% | 2024-01-08 |
7050. | SnakeTwix (snaketwix) | 88.48 | 95% | 2021-09-30 |
7051. | Jason (_bagel_) | 88.47 | 97% | 2022-10-12 |
7052. | juicebox (xsolstice) | 88.47 | 97% | 2021-09-15 |
7053. | Alvin (alwin630) | 88.47 | 98% | 2021-04-23 |
7054. | vekikornjaca (vekikornjaca) | 88.47 | 96.6% | 2021-02-12 |
7055. | Q W E R T Y (chet01) | 88.47 | 98% | 2017-11-02 |
7056. | Alf (the_destroyer_of_worlds) | 88.46 | 99% | 2021-04-02 |
7057. | Deciman (dw657) | 88.46 | 93% | 2016-08-23 |
7058. | wake up!! (psychic7195) | 88.46 | 96% | 2021-10-08 |
7059. | Brecht (loxs_be) | 88.45 | 96% | 2021-06-20 |
7060. | Dan (bocadillas) | 88.45 | 97% | 2020-05-26 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 43,383 | 80.96 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 111 | 85.29 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 26 | 95.47 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |