Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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1671. | Josh (joshblatt) | 89.46 | 97% | 2020-03-13 |
1672. | Cyberwolf (cyberwolf555) | 89.46 | 98% | 2019-07-02 |
1673. | cruderustle (cruderustle) | 89.45 | 99% | 2019-04-02 |
1674. | Chad (godchad) | 89.45 | 97% | 2019-07-19 |
1675. | How2Type? (pickleslayer69) | 89.44 | 96% | 2018-08-06 |
1676. | Chuck (sleeplessmusic) | 89.43 | 97% | 2019-10-01 |
1677. | Thimo (trawz) | 89.42 | 97% | 2019-01-19 |
1678. | Al (allenlxshen) | 89.41 | 98% | 2020-12-02 |
1679. | a (tinle1307) | 89.38 | 97% | 2019-08-16 |
1680. | Bentley (cheesyben) | 89.37 | 98% | 2020-11-20 |
1681. | Shroomer (zergkiller) | 89.35 | 96% | 2020-08-10 |
1682. | Roman (hobbs) | 89.35 | 98% | 2018-08-30 |
1683. | Ploushz (ploushz) | 89.35 | 98% | 2018-01-23 |
1684. | sMarty (imrwonder2) | 89.33 | 98% | 2017-08-02 |
1685. | Ivan (agrus) | 89.32 | 98% | 2018-06-01 |
1686. | Bal (belgianwaffle) | 89.31 | 99% | 2020-10-03 |
1687. | Brandon (ravycon) | 89.30 | 96% | 2019-11-08 |
1688. | Kevin (hyperdubz) | 89.30 | 98% | 2018-02-26 |
1689. | S (mysilkyheart) | 89.29 | 98% | 2019-08-30 |
1690. | odk46Bt8 (wowcow) | 89.28 | 98% | 2018-03-17 |
1691. | Fexo (fexer) | 89.26 | 98% | 2020-12-18 |
1692. | Ron (ronofrons) | 89.26 | 98% | 2018-02-15 |
1693. | 災禍 (psyaika) | 89.24 | 98% | 2019-02-20 |
1694. | PPS(MK)~no quit~ (petar20) | 89.24 | 97% | 2018-03-28 |
1695. | Colemak (prayaerold) | 89.22 | 97% | 2020-09-28 |
1696. | Eduard (eduard20) | 89.21 | 99% | 2019-02-13 |
1697. | C (tenac1ty) | 89.20 | 98% | 2020-06-10 |
1698. | Jason (jpngfile) | 89.20 | 97% | 2017-09-25 |
1699. | John (sprainedankles) | 89.20 | 100% | 2017-08-16 |
1700. | Arnold (nosleepinginfilmclass) | 89.17 | 98% | 2020-11-12 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 9,271 | 80.64 | June 27, 2017 |
Instant Death Mode | 8 | 111.93 | April 14, 2018 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 99.42 | February 14, 2022 |