What is my perfect crime? I break into Tiffany's at midnight. Do I go for the vault? No, I go for the chandelier. It's priceless. As I'm taking it down, a woman catches me. She tells me to stop. It's her father's business. She's Tiffany. I say no. We make love all night. In the morning, the cops come and I escape in one of their uniforms. I tell her to meet me in Mexico, but I go to Canada. I don't trust her. Besides, I like the cold. Thirty years later, I get a postcard. I have a son and he's the chief of police. This is where the story gets interesting. I tell Tiffany to meet me in Paris by the Trocadero. She's been waiting for me all these years. She's never taken another lover. I don't care. I don't show up. I go to Berlin. That's where I stashed the chandelier.
—from The Office, a movie by Ricky Gervais
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1345. | Zapsie (zapsie) | 82.75 | 95% | 2019-03-27 |
1346. | 0 (gochoo) | 82.74 | 97% | 2018-08-08 |
1347. | Alex (drummerguy) | 82.74 | 98% | 2019-08-20 |
1348. | weaker (colemaknublet) | 82.73 | 98% | 2018-01-18 |
1349. | Karl (karl_learns_steno) | 82.64 | 93% | 2019-09-13 |
1350. | David (dpsimi) | 82.64 | 97% | 2020-11-03 |
1351. | Machine (guldan) | 82.63 | 99% | 2019-01-19 |
1352. | Rev (rev_) | 82.62 | 97% | 2020-01-24 |
1353. | Samir (shakensmear) | 82.60 | 96% | 2019-04-15 |
1354. | Beth (beth5507) | 82.57 | 99% | 2019-02-18 |
1355. | Elizabeth (elizabethwei) | 82.56 | 97% | 2020-08-25 |
1356. | Kev (joebob1235) | 82.56 | 96% | 2020-12-16 |
1357. | asleep (not_awake) | 82.55 | 97% | 2019-08-03 |
1358. | blast (blastoff15) | 82.51 | 99% | 2019-10-14 |
1359. | Colin (3geosyog) | 82.50 | 98% | 2020-05-13 |
1360. | Jun (impressed) | 82.48 | 97% | 2018-07-02 |
1361. | Hydra (hydraaa) | 82.46 | 96% | 2019-09-28 |
1362. | Pogan Laul (ptchristrian) | 82.43 | 97% | 2018-01-29 |
1363. | Hayden (shiftyboy) | 82.41 | 97% | 2019-11-12 |
1364. | Zach (zachhall) | 82.40 | 97% | 2018-01-29 |
1365. | ducky sf (thinkpads) | 82.39 | 96% | 2020-03-28 |
1366. | Ellllll (ellllll) | 82.38 | 98% | 2018-02-18 |
1367. | Gruffydd (gruffydd) | 82.35 | 99% | 2019-04-21 |
1368. | Critical (malfunction1) | 82.33 | 97% | 2019-05-02 |
1369. | Rrett (rrett) | 82.31 | 97% | 2019-03-10 |
1370. | Eric (envyhope) | 82.30 | 98% | 2020-05-01 |
1371. | Leander (hactar) | 82.29 | 97% | 2018-08-14 |
1372. | Adam (schimoda) | 82.27 | 96% | 2020-12-20 |
1373. | sMarty (imrwonder2) | 82.17 | 98% | 2019-06-11 |
1374. | jake (jakeoha) | 82.15 | 96% | 2019-06-09 |
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Default (English) | 3,483 | 97.03 | December 10, 2017 |
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