As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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20170. | Amateur (rosie_081122) | 54.35 | 98% | 2021-01-12 |
20171. | John (covah901) | 54.35 | 95% | 2018-02-07 |
20172. | Dilli (dilliocm) | 54.35 | 95% | 2018-04-04 |
20173. | supra432005 (supra4232005) | 54.34 | 93% | 2023-08-21 |
20174. | keystoke (key_stroke) | 54.34 | 95.7% | 2023-10-30 |
20175. | Ahmed (ticalos) | 54.34 | 97% | 2020-11-14 |
20176. | Chase (chasericker) | 54.34 | 88% | 2015-05-07 |
20177. | Neo (killberos) | 54.33 | 95% | 2022-07-22 |
20178. | PoopSnake (jeremythegant) | 54.33 | 97% | 2021-03-31 |
20179. | Devx22 (devx22) | 54.33 | 96% | 2023-06-22 |
20180. | Simon (cal3497) | 54.33 | 95% | 2022-04-11 |
20181. | 「 n e X u s 」 ム (n_e_... | 54.32 | 93% | 2019-01-01 |
20182. | Sonu (sonugupta) | 54.32 | 93% | 2018-12-23 |
20183. | Edwin (edwin91) | 54.32 | 89% | 2016-08-02 |
20184. | KalengBalsem (kalengbalsem) | 54.31 | 94% | 2023-08-17 |
20185. | Aarsh (upward_leap) | 54.31 | 98% | 2019-03-19 |
20186. | Tarun (tarunbamania) | 54.30 | 88% | 2016-08-17 |
20187. | harsh (hrshrj) | 54.30 | 83% | 2016-03-11 |
20188. | Yedige (harmonyof) | 54.29 | 94% | 2021-03-26 |
20189. | john (fridey_) | 54.29 | 97% | 2020-10-11 |
20190. | JFL (mialiu0804) | 54.28 | 96% | 2021-10-16 |
20191. | mikey (zaruu) | 54.27 | 92% | 2016-07-17 |
20192. | kiki (chonksalotl) | 54.27 | 96% | 2023-05-21 |
20193. | Turar (mxslade) | 54.27 | 95% | 2019-12-21 |
20194. | Royeth (beginneronly) | 54.27 | 91% | 2017-03-29 |
20195. | mushi (musfiq) | 54.26 | 97% | 2019-05-29 |
20196. | Mackay (mackay99) | 54.26 | 97% | 2023-02-04 |
20197. | Edward (minikooper117) | 54.26 | 90% | 2015-04-29 |
20198. | Ersin (epcnhkapa) | 54.25 | 94% | 2019-12-16 |
20199. | Mirasil (asil_dev) | 54.24 | 97% | 2023-06-23 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 43,383 | 80.96 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 111 | 85.29 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 26 | 95.47 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |