So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
---|---|---|---|---|
26465. | JaumeBG (jaumebg) | 56.67 | — | 2010-11-12 |
26466. | Jenul (type_proxy) | 56.66 | 94% | 2019-07-25 |
26467. | Sifat (sifatakon) | 56.66 | 95% | 2022-10-30 |
26468. | BK (bk333) | 56.66 | 96% | 2022-02-23 |
26469. | K (knotz) | 56.66 | 95% | 2015-12-06 |
26470. | LAZER (lazerlarz) | 56.66 | 93% | 2015-07-14 |
26471. | Vinh (conansss) | 56.66 | 96% | 2011-09-29 |
26472. | tetramethod (tetramethod) | 56.66 | 97% | 2015-06-10 |
26473. | Builder (builderftw) | 56.65 | 95% | 2015-09-18 |
26474. | nitin (nitin989) | 56.65 | 97% | 2023-02-16 |
26475. | zerone (iamzerone) | 56.65 | 98% | 2022-12-22 |
26476. | denoots (denoots) | 56.65 | 96% | 2021-02-06 |
26477. | Glasuren (glausren) | 56.65 | — | 2010-08-08 |
26478. | David (david_zhang) | 56.64 | 97% | 2023-08-02 |
26479. | saumil (saumilsdk) | 56.64 | 94% | 2014-04-22 |
26480. | cryptids (cryptids) | 56.64 | 93% | 2016-09-25 |
26481. | Jyggalg (heershingenmosiken) | 56.63 | 94.2% | 2023-10-22 |
26482. | tstats[2_himanshu] (2_himan... | 56.63 | 96% | 2022-03-27 |
26483. | Arlene (katz1971) | 56.63 | 97% | 2013-09-19 |
26484. | Turtle (4maz3d) | 56.63 | 96% | 2018-05-18 |
26485. | harsh (hrshrj) | 56.63 | 95% | 2014-06-16 |
26486. | pleazme (pleazy) | 56.62 | 94% | 2020-08-20 |
26487. | Felix (felixman_922) | 56.62 | 97% | 2023-03-27 |
26488. | An (xwanted) | 56.62 | — | 2010-04-27 |
26489. | Diane (puggi) | 56.62 | — | 2009-04-01 |
26490. | Erfan (erfanmirzapour) | 56.61 | 96% | 2021-03-03 |
26491. | vliv (hyte) | 56.61 | 93.5% | 2023-10-29 |
26492. | Celestrom (celestrom) | 56.61 | 95% | 2021-04-01 |
26493. | tstats[quolen] (quolen) | 56.60 | 96% | 2022-04-08 |
26494. | kevo (lakvn) | 56.60 | 96% | 2015-11-15 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 94,975 | 75.15 | August 3, 2008 |
Instant Death Mode | 112 | 75.44 | April 2, 2010 |
Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
##typeracer | 3 | 62.05 | February 11, 2021 |
TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |