As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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20471. | Jacob (yakubkhon1234) | 53.41 | 94% | 2019-03-28 |
20472. | Anik Roy (anik_the_hunter) | 53.41 | 93% | 2016-11-16 |
20473. | Organsland (organsland) | 53.41 | 97% | 2023-01-03 |
20474. | mikey (milkygem) | 53.40 | 97% | 2022-10-17 |
20475. | karim (karimadel) | 53.40 | 94.8% | 2023-10-23 |
20476. | Justin (bigpeenerman123) | 53.40 | 94% | 2021-05-14 |
20477. | Soe (eosc) | 53.40 | 91% | 2016-01-27 |
20478. | Me It is Me (master_lova_lova) | 53.39 | 95.8% | 2023-09-21 |
20479. | . (korder7005) | 53.39 | 98% | 2021-10-20 |
20480. | Jr (noneofyourbusiness40) | 53.39 | 83% | 2015-05-07 |
20481. | Gabriel (itsgiorno) | 53.38 | 95% | 2021-10-10 |
20482. | Blab (blabchop) | 53.38 | 94% | 2021-05-01 |
20483. | Aery (coffeekohi) | 53.38 | 98% | 2022-05-13 |
20484. | Mathew (mathewvg) | 53.38 | 98% | 2021-02-24 |
20485. | SAM (clencod) | 53.38 | 97.5% | 2021-02-22 |
20486. | ryan (dunn765) | 53.38 | 97% | 2017-07-04 |
20487. | Myles (cheesybigmac1) | 53.37 | 83% | 2016-02-01 |
20488. | phantom (hrithikhack007) | 53.37 | 97% | 2021-08-09 |
20489. | Lucas (fulfordl123) | 53.37 | 97% | 2022-08-12 |
20490. | Joe (joebui) | 53.37 | 91% | 2016-09-07 |
20491. | Abdou (abdoulabani1) | 53.36 | 94% | 2022-05-06 |
20492. | Phillip (phillip1985) | 53.36 | 94% | 2016-04-17 |
20493. | Jim (its_jimm) | 53.35 | 94% | 2021-02-25 |
20494. | Christopher (jazzy_dawson) | 53.35 | 97% | 2018-06-04 |
20495. | SP (spharish) | 53.35 | 94% | 2015-08-24 |
20496. | PolishBorderIsOpen (lunchbo... | 53.34 | 95% | 2020-09-21 |
20497. | Ryddin (ryddin) | 53.34 | 94% | 2017-12-18 |
20498. | Andrew (aakay_why_e) | 53.34 | 89% | 2016-03-15 |
20499. | powerful (powerful730) | 53.33 | 97% | 2021-06-02 |
20500. | Thi Bui (thibui22) | 53.33 | 97% | 2023-10-30 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 43,383 | 80.96 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 111 | 85.29 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 26 | 95.47 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |