As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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13231. | İsmail (hezarfen_13) | 72.58 | 97% | 2023-02-20 |
13232. | uwu (mr_mint) | 72.58 | 94% | 2022-08-11 |
13233. | Nathan (nathanwithnums) | 72.58 | 97% | 2021-01-27 |
13234. | Richard (sthawkward) | 72.58 | 98% | 2016-06-09 |
13235. | Eskimo (eskiiimo) | 72.58 | 96% | 2018-10-21 |
13236. | Richard (mallardman) | 72.57 | 95% | 2019-07-01 |
13237. | mayu (mayumilk) | 72.57 | 97% | 2019-12-13 |
13238. | Jon (jonlivestrong) | 72.57 | 91% | 2017-04-16 |
13239. | Emma (cuddleeee) | 72.57 | 96% | 2020-02-04 |
13240. | Wake (awriter) | 72.57 | 98% | 2019-09-05 |
13241. | Shawn04 (shawn04_2009) | 72.57 | 90% | 2015-12-19 |
13242. | shantanu (shantothegreat) | 72.57 | 97.4% | 2023-12-06 |
13243. | tstats[acedragonheart] (ace... | 72.56 | 96% | 2021-03-18 |
13244. | zipline (hwiechers) | 72.56 | 97% | 2018-08-19 |
13245. | Mike (groinofsteel) | 72.55 | 98% | 2021-07-06 |
13246. | Kay (kkayakk) | 72.55 | 98% | 2018-03-28 |
13247. | Rushaan (redrush12) | 72.54 | 97% | 2023-05-05 |
13248. | dalia (daliafraga) | 72.54 | 98% | 2021-05-20 |
13249. | drywalleater34 (thiccblah_) | 72.54 | 95% | 2021-04-01 |
13250. | hoangnam75 (hoagnnam75) | 72.54 | 96% | 2020-08-14 |
13251. | Serdulan (serludan) | 72.53 | 97% | 2023-09-12 |
13252. | slow typist (typehero22) | 72.53 | 96% | 2021-07-23 |
13253. | Alessandro (aletex) | 72.53 | 95% | 2020-10-30 |
13254. | naruto (matrix_code) | 72.53 | 98% | 2020-04-10 |
13255. | Phteven (sleezy_dvorak) | 72.53 | 95% | 2015-10-05 |
13256. | Walson (wals) | 72.52 | 98% | 2021-10-25 |
13257. | Vincent (vincback) | 72.52 | 94% | 2020-12-15 |
13258. | Orfam (alexorfanedes) | 72.52 | 98% | 2019-10-01 |
13259. | PTiago (ptiag0) | 72.51 | 95% | 2022-11-02 |
13260. | Johnboy (lord_shisu) | 72.51 | 95% | 2019-11-15 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 43,383 | 80.96 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 111 | 85.29 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 26 | 95.47 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |