As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
---|---|---|---|---|
7088. | potato (potatopwns) | 88.39 | 97% | 2019-02-26 |
7089. | Davit (sonofar) | 88.38 | 99% | 2022-03-01 |
7090. | garagdon (garagdon) | 88.38 | 97% | 2020-11-25 |
7091. | fruitsauce (ghostspirit) | 88.38 | 99% | 2021-01-07 |
7092. | Tihana (tihanachu) | 88.38 | 98% | 2019-06-23 |
7093. | Chips (mrchips) | 88.38 | 93% | 2016-06-08 |
7094. | Questt (questtlee) | 88.37 | 99% | 2021-05-04 |
7095. | Orlac (orlac) | 88.37 | 97% | 2018-12-18 |
7096. | Chris (chris199701) | 88.37 | 89% | 2016-05-24 |
7097. | iotku (iotku) | 88.37 | 96% | 2015-04-10 |
7098. | Chroma (chroma_aus) | 88.36 | 96% | 2022-02-11 |
7099. | Implosive (ximplosive) | 88.36 | 96% | 2018-10-18 |
7100. | johnbutactuallynotjohn (yes... | 88.36 | 99% | 2021-08-23 |
7101. | Sekula (sekula) | 88.36 | 97% | 2023-09-26 |
7102. | atoi (atoi) | 88.36 | 98% | 2016-07-03 |
7103. | noint (noint) | 88.35 | 98.2% | 2024-03-09 |
7104. | Hkishi (hkishi) | 88.34 | 98% | 2021-05-25 |
7105. | Jakkrij (bank32) | 88.34 | 97% | 2015-10-31 |
7106. | Linus (frogplayz) | 88.33 | 98% | 2018-03-29 |
7107. | Aviral (aviral_uchiha) | 88.33 | 97% | 2021-09-09 |
7108. | jayp (phrasez) | 88.33 | 98% | 2020-11-22 |
7109. | av (bsod2528) | 88.32 | 97% | 2023-09-19 |
7110. | Ata (terrr) | 88.32 | 98% | 2019-06-18 |
7111. | Steve (feedthejoe) | 88.32 | 98.2% | 2024-04-17 |
7112. | Dolan (dudey7ftw) | 88.31 | 96% | 2017-07-20 |
7113. | Bang (dbgt0008) | 88.31 | 97% | 2020-09-22 |
7114. | _Atomic*Heartz_ (lewis213) | 88.31 | 97% | 2022-06-06 |
7115. | twitch.tv/stealthassault7 (... | 88.31 | 96% | 2017-02-24 |
7116. | Veduv (jigachad) | 88.30 | 98% | 2022-09-12 |
7117. | bang bang (mjf_18) | 88.30 | 97.6% | 2021-01-28 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 43,383 | 80.96 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 111 | 85.29 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 26 | 95.47 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |