As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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12904. | Alexandr (alex13an) | 73.42 | 97% | 2022-09-22 |
12905. | NahFam (thekojiman) | 73.42 | 96% | 2018-09-28 |
12906. | Lindsay (math314) | 73.41 | 96% | 2020-08-22 |
12907. | Elijah (xeumz) | 73.41 | 96% | 2021-05-04 |
12908. | tstats[faiz_legend] (faiz_l... | 73.41 | 97% | 2022-06-27 |
12909. | Angelos (free_4_rides) | 73.41 | 95% | 2022-06-14 |
12910. | Adamskei (adamskei) | 73.41 | 89% | 2017-03-03 |
12911. | Erlend (gphoton) | 73.41 | 97% | 2022-02-28 |
12912. | Eric (majesticmushroom) | 73.41 | 95% | 2018-08-23 |
12913. | Mykhailo (mishok) | 73.41 | 97% | 2021-04-27 |
12914. | Caesar (techguru94) | 73.41 | 96% | 2016-06-02 |
12915. | Freedom (employ) | 73.41 | 99% | 2017-07-01 |
12916. | 👻 (james7890) | 73.40 | 91% | 2016-10-29 |
12917. | DaanPower! (daanpower) | 73.40 | 96% | 2022-10-27 |
12918. | Vu (vu_truong) | 73.40 | 97% | 2020-08-15 |
12919. | John (j0hnt) | 73.40 | 96% | 2018-03-28 |
12920. | Herozaic (herozaic) | 73.39 | 97% | 2022-12-21 |
12921. | TRUMP (tiepin) | 73.39 | 97.3% | 2021-01-31 |
12922. | Jacob (jsmith182) | 73.39 | 96% | 2016-04-25 |
12923. | ⛈️ (xinan) | 73.39 | 94% | 2015-12-07 |
12924. | Pirapat (pirapatqwe) | 73.39 | 85% | 2016-06-01 |
12925. | Suman (grgsuman) | 73.39 | 92% | 2016-03-15 |
12926. | Joshua (deltawolffe) | 73.38 | 97% | 2021-03-11 |
12927. | gmoney (gmann321) | 73.37 | 97% | 2022-09-17 |
12928. | Isaac (isaacgull02) | 73.37 | 97% | 2020-12-15 |
12929. | Ernesto (lordernest) | 73.37 | 93% | 2016-05-13 |
12930. | Osmon (osmon_2004) | 73.36 | 97% | 2023-05-20 |
12931. | Chat (chat_ro) | 73.36 | 98% | 2024-01-25 |
12932. | buyyakhoo (buyyakhoo) | 73.36 | 98% | 2023-05-17 |
12933. | Eugene (rawners) | 73.36 | 98% | 2023-08-17 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 43,383 | 80.96 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 111 | 85.29 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 26 | 95.47 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |