As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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15611. | Miska (hylje5000) | 66.56 | 96% | 2018-10-08 |
15612. | zondo (zondo2) | 66.56 | 95% | 2017-05-26 |
15613. | abhilash (lash_32768) | 66.55 | 92% | 2016-05-18 |
15614. | kektor (kektorkuan) | 66.55 | 98% | 2021-06-05 |
15615. | Alx (alxkun_) | 66.55 | 96% | 2022-03-05 |
15616. | unstableninja (unstableninja) | 66.55 | 98% | 2019-10-22 |
15617. | Stephen (sasafras0818) | 66.55 | 89% | 2017-03-30 |
15618. | KPoke (kpoke) | 66.54 | 97% | 2020-12-29 |
15619. | Juan (juan9900) | 66.54 | 96% | 2021-09-16 |
15620. | Kayzee (kayzee007) | 66.54 | 97% | 2021-04-08 |
15621. | Nungkha (nungkha) | 66.54 | 96% | 2023-02-02 |
15622. | Joshua (sokubaku) | 66.54 | 95% | 2016-01-04 |
15623. | Matej (mattfid) | 66.54 | 98% | 2017-11-17 |
15624. | Douglas (torm3nted) | 66.53 | 97% | 2018-07-26 |
15625. | parsa (parsa_ktz) | 66.53 | 96% | 2022-06-16 |
15626. | Lloyd (aconfusedwalrus) | 66.53 | 96% | 2021-01-26 |
15627. | Adi (unsio) | 66.52 | 96% | 2023-05-05 |
15628. | Key (dirtyqwerty) | 66.52 | 97% | 2021-12-22 |
15629. | ⌨️Dvorak (mister_dvorak) | 66.52 | 94% | 2022-12-17 |
15630. | Rafael (rollinblackout) | 66.52 | 98% | 2019-02-04 |
15631. | Henn0871 (henn0871) | 66.52 | 86% | 2015-06-12 |
15632. | Arvind (arvindlamba454) | 66.51 | 96% | 2022-05-17 |
15633. | Alikhan (alikhanzhamankhan_... | 66.51 | 95% | 2021-09-08 |
15634. | Ashwani (ashwani45) | 66.51 | 97% | 2021-07-15 |
15635. | j (potatostock) | 66.51 | 98% | 2021-01-23 |
15636. | The Epsilon (epsilon__) | 66.50 | 97% | 2023-09-18 |
15637. | Jdan (mikey112) | 66.50 | 97% | 2022-06-23 |
15638. | Shree (shreejo) | 66.50 | 95% | 2023-02-10 |
15639. | justin (justinle0110) | 66.50 | 98% | 2020-11-16 |
15640. | Elias (the_dovah) | 66.50 | 95% | 2021-12-27 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 43,383 | 80.96 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 111 | 85.29 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 26 | 95.47 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |